If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

Garages are the basements of SoCal. That’s why everyone parks in their driveways or streets, as their garages are usually packed full of crap.

And East County certainly don’t have basements in their trailers.

I can’t believe that, in 2016, any parent would endanger their child by exposing them to the kind of bullying that will inevitably come from wearing a fedora in public. You’re too old to wear a fedora. The world knows it. Your son’s classmates know it.

So, let’s so, let’s recap: highly intelligent, social animals taken in chains from their native environment and forced into servitude for the amusement of humans. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

So I help out a charity that runs free advanced driver safety course for teens, we had an event in Pomona at the fair grounds this weekend. The first thing we talk about is any recent traffic deaths, every event we have something major in LA or Orange County to talk about. This weekend it was this. One of the parents…

Where I live, 23hp merging onto the freeway gets you a 4000lb suppository in the form of a soccer mom paying attention to literally everything else on the planet that isn’t the road 100' in front of her bumper.

You’re missing the most important point: Yes, Compacts were shitty 40 years ago. But ALL CARS were shitty 40 years ago. ALL OF THEM.

“But, but, what about the (insert desirable old car here)? It was amazing and beautiful and better in every way than new cars!”

Nope. It was shitty.

That 40 year old Porsche 911? Shitty.…

Not just distilled, BMW Certified Distilled, from the dealer for $50/Litre

The new body kit makes the F Type look fat and not as pretty. The old one is better no doubt.

Better question is: how do you not see that he’s aged?

But the F-Type doesn’t burn the back of your calves every time you exit.

It looks like they’re lighting their farts on fire.

I am a tax lawyer. The show may report MSRP on the 1099, but you can take a contrary position on your return. If you can document that the fair market value of the TV really was $250, you would win at audit.

Dude is 69 years old and doing 300+ mph, I feel like a loser

I bet Doug Demuro would rather have a BMW.

The...the location change IS that great. One of them is 64.6 and the other is 65.6, which is...one mile apart. “2 miles away” and “1 mile away” are...one mile apart.

Sabine is the new STIG! Boom!