I really hope this is not going to be a trend. Stop with the boy-racer crap!

Such a sad question.

Your wife’s car isn’t crap because it cost $34K. Your wife’s car is crap because it’s an Escape.

Ashley Madison sale!

sedan-based coupe vs sports car?

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

Fenders look nicely flared versus the plebian model.

Literally two words. Distracted driving.

This is exactly the point.

“ a 1932 Harley-Davidson stationery generator”

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Sucks for riders 2 and 3 bc that moron on the 1mph motorcycle blocks the entire turn. Then just casually drives away.

If you think Tesla = Enron, then you clearly don’t know anything about Enron. Or Tesla. In fact, what are you even doing here?

This is such a load of bullshit. It doesn’t take a smart person to understand that we treat some animals as allies, but we also eat to survive AND we do what we can to preserve the natural order. Your knee-jerk “you kill animals every day” reaction is completely out of order with any realistic debate over the matter.

Vagina-mobiles? This sound less like scrutiny of the car and more like insecurity of ones masculinity.

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So your beef with Jalopnik is that they post about cars? There are plenty of people who use the Tesla Model S as their only car. Some even have a household of only Tesla cars.

There is simply no car in existence that works for everyone. This is why we all don’t drive the same car. What is practical for 1 person is not…

Star in a reasonably priced car, but instead call it Celebrity in a Celebrity. Make them take laps in a clapped out Chevy Celebrity.