I agree this is definitely the right answer. They come in packages high enough to enter the luxury range. They can drift. They can off road. They can tow and haul. They can cruise. Anything else besides the SUV variant of the Silverado or F150 is absolutely the wrong answer.

Renting trailers...sounds convenient.

Dirty loads. Tall loads.

{ sobs }

People might also call you a tool. That's okay, though, because tools are very useful.

I'm sorry... F-150 is not the answer butttt... Raptor is..

I think he meant "Can it TOW!" ;)

Haul stuff that is dirty that you can't put inside an SUV. I once used my Ford Excursion to haul 9 bales of hay. I was cleaning hay out of that thing for weeks after that. Also its hard to run down the the local landscape story and get a load of dirt with an suv.

Who wants to drive to O'hare to pick someone up on your day off? That's not useful, it's annoying.

Jeep Wrangler 4dr.

I hate to say it, but this is the most useful vehicle ever:

Amazing on the track. Great on the road. Nobody ever asks me to help them move or pick them up from the airport.

I have to go with the Rally Fighter. Sounds crazy but when you think about it, it will get you anywhere you want to go at a high rate of speed, you can pickup all of the chicks and how is this not the best grocery getter. Just make a quick detour through two hundred miles of desert.

It is really no wonder pickup sales dominate the market...they lliterally can do everything: transport people and stuff, tow, and can be outfitted with features to rival luxury cars.

Can it carry a dog? - Check

Buick Roadmaster Wagon. Because Corvette V8!

/jk

The Ford F-150. Well actually any crew cab pickup could really fit here. The people carrying ability of a sedan with the hauling capability of a truck.

It amuses me to no end how the 99% cheerleads so strongly for a company owned by a 1% er that sells luxury goods exclusively to the 1%. It's as if we decided we would campaign for blood diamonds on behalf of the DeBeers cartel, and restrictions on the "caviar" on behalf of the Russian oligarchs.

If someone truly supports a free and open market economic strategy than this is a non-issue. Tesla should be able to sell their product in the manner in which they choose. The fact that they're getting all this trouble simply because they have a better business model is completely ridiculous and against the economic…