Oh Ms.996....isn't the 996 sacrilegious to 911 Porsche purists? So, therefore you are already considered sacrilegious....hop on over to the Jag side, you know you want to....it's purrrrrfect for you. Jaguar doesn't judge....they just make you feel good.

Remove all of the body panels to create the best go-kart ever:

"Yeah, it has a stock LT1... I never said which generation of small-block though..."

Put the engine and drivetrain into a C4 for maximum trolling.

Can someone make a C7 rat rod type thing? I dunno what I'm envisioning, help?

There are a few salvage C7's around already. To new to be worth it yet. The really good deals are on the wrecked C6's. 10k for cars that only need front clips.

GENTLY USED 2014 CHEVROLET CORVETTE. ELDERLY DRIVEN, ALWAYS GARAGE PARKED. WAS IN A SMALL FENDER-BENDER, ONLY SLIGHT DAMAGE. JUST CHANGED FLUIDS AND HOSES. RAN WHEN PARKED.

Sounds like your sister finally got hot then.

I bet you hate all M3's because their driver's don't use their turn signals.

That has missile written all over it. Also, you can't rally a 'vette. You know, ditches be crazy.

Bah, it's not a "1000 horsepower C7" if you need a hundred shot of nitrous to get it there. That's like me bragging about having a 300 horse Camry. (If I were to add a 100 shot)

I live in silicon valley. The other day a driverless google car was tailgating me through what I knew what a speed trap. If I wasn't in front of that car, the driverless car would have been driving with the flow of traffic and gotten subsequently a speeding ticket.

The headline hyperbole is starting to get annoying. This is a neat car, but calling it batshit nuts is a huge stretch. The Venom GT is batshit nuts, this is just slightly off-kilter.

You probably don't want to see my interior then.

Oh my god. COME ON.

My scientist boss and I were just discussing this. He posed this: Even if we come up with a fuel that has zero emissions… we're still producing a shitload of heat all the time. Regardless of how environmental effects play out, theres still just a massive output of heat that effects everything. On a short scope its…

It's a long and storied history.

Would literally buy just to hear that shifter go click-clack.

And it's still an ugly little Fiat 500. I wish they would go all Abarth tune another platform.