I would starve for a week rather than eat Boston Market, this “dish” just proves me right. Holy moly.

My ex-wife (bless her heart) once had a customer grab her thigh. Her response was to dump a bowl of hot clam chowder in his lap and say “oops, I was so startled when he grabbed my thigh.” Can’t remember if she was fired or not, but at least she gave the company the option of believing her explanation. She was fully…

I am unclear as to why we want lower gas prices so badly. Sure, it’s nice, but low gas prices come with all sorts of problems. Use high gas prices as a method to reduce our reliance on oil and build a sustainable economy.

Was it Ayrton Senna? That would be cool.

Mine is not really embarrassing: Autobianchi A112 Abarth. Everytime my five-six-year old self saw one I would refuse to leave. It’s small, Italian, fast, and packed with attitude.

Ask your hubby about who can build me an enclosure for my 60x30 corner tub

5th gear: They should simply allow buyers the option to pick up the car from Sochaux; give them a credit, too.

Yep. There is a reason I don’t engage with the junkie outside my office trying to sell me “his” used bicycle, but it can be pretty hard to discern a legitimate seller on FB Marketplace or whathaveyou. Of course, sometimes people ignore clear warning signs.

I used to work as a sommelier, so I have lots of opinions on this matter (and many others - don’t get me started on artificial cherry/benzene flavor). It’s how I put my wife to sleep at night.

I fully expect Tesla to be broken up in the near future, with one company taking on all liability (for AutoPilot etc) and another one keeping the Tesla name.

I will readily believe that scene.

I have read lots of descriptions of what Big Mike bananas taste like and I am so curious. Might also explain some of the weird ass 1950s recipes involving bananas and cheese.

I don’t go to the slideshows (obviously), but sometimes I will open the header page just to read the comments and people appear to be staying away in droves.

At least Vegas provides some kind of “entertainment” simulacrum.

This is like when the awkward girl in a stupid movie takes off her glasses and lets her hair fall down in slow motion.

Not really meant as an anti-Altima swipe, just shorthand for terrible, aggressive drivers with zero sense of responsibility and little spatial awareness. There are probably dozens of Altimas operated by normal, sane human beings.

Wait, wait... he’s the brains???

Could work the other way, too - if I buy a Toyota and there is an issue with the finish on a button (satin rather than semi-gloss) I might have a fit, whereas I might give my Alfasud a high rating as long as it is not actively trying to kill me.

I was going to say the exact same thing. Typical Florida Boomer dude in the tropical pattern shirt.

Altima drivers are famous for being badly behaved, thinking they are immortal, doing 95mph on a donut spare while cutting lanes etc. But don’t take my word for it: