@amost: Not quite, but nice try. What she's actually saying is "When you grab a beautiful girl's hand, that sort of preparedness is necessary, matey."

"The adventurer's instincts are shaper than a dolphin's right brain!"

@pashaveliki: I don't think anyone needed you to explain what "jumping the shark" is.

@NitrousO: And they're going to make you listen to her every line of dialogue. Namco must really hate non-loli-pirate-fan PS3 gamers...

@CapnSpank: This is a blog, so the Eds don't have to retract anything unless they want to, even when they make mistakes. It's different for a commentator for a major newspaper. And people make mistakes sometimes, even the best ones. Can you name a prominent commentator who hasn't had to make a retraction at some point…

@Powerslave: It was really nice of you to set yourself up as a stawman for LCOS and then to go one extra for him and knock yourself down.

@Archaotic: Dude, I'm with you. Rita is the only character in TOV that makes me want to claw my eyes out in rage. I like her mage function, but could we please have someone less annoying?

@kathartik: And every other Tales game.

@Endless Fighter: Hey, there's a main character in there who's not 17. Sure, he may be the only one, but that's a start...

@Nudgenudge: Didn't his post say 4 days?

I used to read Kotaku at work until I discovered I could watch old C-SPAN programs instead, so now I read it when I come home after work.

@Tim Reilly: It's all style over substance.

@Bizariko: SimCity iPhone pwns SimCity DS.

We've come a long way since "Snake".

Fuan indeed...

@elpierce: Tin foil hat for you sir?

@DraconisXC: The Baldur's Gate games on GameTap don't have the expansions do they?

@excaliburps: Didn't you try that same joke in the last twitter thread?

You're supposed to use Twitter for minutia? I'm doing it wrong.

You're supposed to use Twitter for minutia? I'm doing it wrong.