Marshall is the definition of flyover country.

Im guessing HyVee buys them.  They are always full on weekends, and looking for more areas in the Minneapolis/St Paul metro to expand into.

Eh - usually costs as much or more than delivery would.

Eh - usually costs as much or more than delivery would.

This.  Best supermarket pizza by FAR, and usually right around 5$.

Both are all over the midwest, and Ive seen HRI in CA and SC.  Not sure about Jacks though...thats a never buy for us, so i usually dont even look in that direction.

Ive found most people in MN consider anything more seasoned than Ketchup to be spicy.

Home Run is head and shoulders above the others you tested...but what about Brew Pub/Lotzza Mozza? I see they have them in the midwest, and Ive seen them on both coasts, so I figured they had national distribution. They have the best topping coverage of any store brand Ive seen. Made by the same people who make…

and not all grocery stores in MN have the LQ store right next to it, or in the same building.

#6 - skip anything IPA.

Mine either.  Ive owned 3 TVs from them and vowed never to buy another after I took my 2017 model back.  Awful devices.

Mine either.  Ive owned 3 TVs from them and vowed never to buy another after I took my 2017 model back.  Awful…

what I want to know is how do you break the law illegally, as this obviously genius-level commenter wrote?

Uh if they are 5? yeah thats weird. If your kid can walk (well), they walk.

I liked Superman Returns more than the newer Superman movie.  I didnt like Bosworth at all though.

10 inch screen would be wonderful.

Hell no, I want a bigger screen, a 10 inch screen, like a gaming tablet.  

You must have small chickens where you live. The smallest rotisserie bird I see around my stores is maybe 4 lbs. most were in the 5+ pound range. I can also say that when I managed a KFC for 6 years, our chickens came 10 head to a box (2 breasts, 2 thighs, 2 wings, 2 legs is one head) and each box was 50+ lbs.

Gun to my head, id choose Dominos.  Id let em shoot for the other two.

Pizza hut is the model that all pizza should be compared to....
If you like bad pizza.  Its truly the bottom of the barrel for flavor and quality.  Hardly any cheese, toppings are consistently bad, crust is bad, etc.  I try it every few years to see if it has changed...it has not.  Its been bad for as long as I…

Nope. Gross. When they switched away from the deep fried, bubbly crust is when I stopped buying them. Popeyes still sells them though!  They even have a good blackberry one in late summer.