They tried real hard to have an opinion without actually stating said opinion.

Sure. You will get $0.77 back. The lawyers will get the other $13.23 which will be tripled for them. Somehow, you will owe $872.68 in income taxes on your windfall.

Remember when the Feds shut down the online Poker sites? The ones that advertised on ESPN?

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

The US: Not interested enough in soccer to treat this decrepit, ultra-wealthy piece of shit like he’s untouchable, yet interested enough to go out its way to step on his neck.

Calm down, you’re gonna get through this.....

The obvious answer is to create an NFL offense that can take advantage these college passers’ strengths. NFL coaches only like “obvious” when it comes to playcalling though (see MARRONE, Doug). List your top 10 “best” QBs in the league currently, and try to find more than 1 or 2 drafted in the last 10 years. Luck and…

Best part of the Seahawks debacle was Russell Wilson — whom every corn-fed apple-cheeked Lake Wobegon extra wants to think was discovered by Bret Bielema throwing footballs when his train stopped to cool its brakes in Madison — was the one taking the biggest shit all over a bandwagon even bigger than Badger football.

How many comments stating why the MLS system is right and why the rest of the world is wrong will I see?

Gosh, you go 8 short years without a winning conference record and people are just ready to pile on.

Women’s College Basketball. Its my dad’s favorite sport. We dont talk about sports much.

Judges, football coaches, LEO’s and many politicians in this country all seem to have one thing in common. Not a single clue about the actual real world. Just some made up head canon about what the real world is actually like.

This is a good thing. Aren’t there something like 600 voters at this point, many of them pining for guys to play like Enos Slaughter?

BUT LOOK AT THE MEDIA MARKETS THEY (IN THEORY) BRING IN!

Let me guess: Batman would get rid of Superman with Kryptonite vinegar?

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

Maybe they moved him to linebacker, and when he asked which one, they confused him by saying, “Play the Will, Mike Sam.”

When I was little wrestling was sacred in my house. Saturday morning and Saturday nights were dedicated to NWA Worldwide and NWA World Championship Wrestling. Hulk Hogan was little more than a cartoon character to me. Some guy those Yankees watched. But this...this was RASSLIN. And no one personified rasslin more than…

Stanozolol? What is this, the eighties? He’s old school, that Ervin.