We do not talk about Charlotte in the Research Triangle which is composed of Raleigh, Durham and a small suburb of Durham in Orange County not worth mentioning here. We do not talk about it because we’ve all lost loved ones who starved to death in Charlotte traffic and the memories of these losses are too painful to…

If there’s one thing people from Connecticut are known for, it’s not having an over-inflated sense of importance due to a training camp for future war criminals being located in their state.

You’ll find that UNC and NC State are far superior schools to Yale because normal people are allowed to go there instead of just the children of psychotic feudal lords who beat their wives and engage in relations with their dogs. Thank you

They may move to Quebec but not Hartford because nobody lives there and they couldn’t support a team despite being a frozen hellscape where all travel is by ice skate. Thank you

I believe if you check your map you will find that Hartford is not Boston nor is it New York you can find maps at your local tourism center when entering North Carolina thank you

Actually I speak for everyone here you missed the vote sorry

We’re all very sorry down here that you yankees are upset that your very small insignificant New England hamlet is almost half the size of the Research Triangle. We know you guys are used to everything in the Northeast being immediately more important because you can drive to NY or Boston in a couple of hours, but…

The difference though is arenas make money, so you don’t have to take the city to the cleaners to still end up with a profitable venture operating one.

1) if I was one of the biggest NBA draft disappointments of the past 25 years, I’d probably keep quiet about productive players who had very good careers.

Cops should stop protecting murderers and incompetents in their midst, people would probably stop hating them and being afraid of them

He doesn’t really spy on the city. The city is already being spied on by their shitty Bloomberg Mayor Norman Osborn and he just taps into it to actually help people. He also catches homeless people’s lost pigeons. 

I mean, almost all superheroes are “cops, but like, actually competent and not racist.” It’s also a fictional world where presumably people have been inspired by heroism, and where there’s approximately 292839 different heroes operating within a block of each other, so you’d expect the fictional NYPD to not be the…

Maybe the Bills have gone rogue to help Kaepernick’s lawsuit, but in a really tortured and nonsensical way.

We have the most disgusting and partisan gerrymanders in the country yes, but the other thing is that NC is about about five cities + some college towns that are otherwise surrounded by Alabama. The suburbs are particularly psychotic historically outside Charlotte, Winston Salem and Greensboro.

Nonviolence never works without the threat of violence if society refuses to engage and negotiate with nonviolent alternatives. Asking people to sing hymns to fascists not only doesn’t work, it helps the fascist.

A friend of mine was a baseball player for East Carolina. Freshman year he gets shitfaced and he’s not yet super familiar with the campus sober so he’s totally lost. He just lays down on a bench and decides to sleep there.

If various states think one state has come up with a good idea, they have every right to copy it. That’s supposed to be the big benefit of federalism: you get 50 little incubators coming up with the best way to run a government, giving the other states a chance to copy what works.

Divisions are satanic and should be destroyed.

I’ll admit I’m a zealot about hating the MLB playoffs, but I still say dumping divisions is the right thing to do. Just decide how many teams you want in the playoffs from each side and then fill the playoffs with the top records after a balanced schedule. Who gives a shit about some arbitrary geographic division? All…

It’s always seemed like Atlanta has had a stranglehold on keeping teams out of markets like Charlotte and Nashville, so I’ll believe it when I see it.