Yeah, I've never been to one of the famous places. Before I moved here I was told Pat's and Geno's were for tourists, not for actual Philly residents. But I actually live north of the city in Ambler.

Have you had one with real cheese and not made at one of famous places? Different beast altogether. Also, the bread here in Philadelphia is superior in taste and texture.

You are so wrong about the New York pizza. SO WRONG. I can't even put into words the ways in which you are wrong, but NYC pizza done right is hot salty heaven on a paper plate. Chicago pizza is not pizza at all, but rather some kind of bread casserole.

Unfortunately, when you order a cheesesteak anywhere more than 30 miles from the city, you get that garbage Steak-um minute steak shit. That is not a cheesesteak. And if you put sauce on it you might as well go fuck yourself.

Oh they accomplished something alright. Hillary 2016!

Blergh, I stopped going to see this one Zumba instructor because it was literally one pyramid scheme after the next. And sure, she had a great body (she taught like a billion Zumba classes a week), but fat though my ass may be, it's in the process of getting an RN, and it knows bullshit when it encounters it. If ANY…

Well, you should be. I'd be embarrassed if I'd spent that much money on education and still couldn't spot an analogy.

Three things:

:( Oh. Now I'm sad because I have massive debt AND a case of the fats.

Yep, a friend of mine shills for some fitness pyramid scheme (Beachbody something?) on Facebook and she calls it her "business." Um, no. I think she makes like $150 every two months or something.

That's an excellent analogy, because her reaction would probably be "but I don't want those degrees," despite the fact that it would be good for her brain to invest in some more schooling. Which is exactly the reason that other people don't want what she has.

Husbands who have real jobs that absorb the losses from said pyramid schemes and pressure them to stay in shape? Just a guess. Can't say I've ever met a single or primary breadwinner pyramid scheming "fitness" nut.

Very immature. Those kids need a level-headed mother. She's behaving like an ass. How would she liked it if I went to her and showed her my three graduate degrees which I got before turning 30 and said: What's your excuse? Or if I showed the publications in academic journals and the conferences I have presented in and…

Half of these fitness models/fitness bloggers own "small businesses" that entail some sort of MLM scheme, doing "social media," running some small portion of a family business, blogging for Adsense dollars, yadda yadda yadda. All things that are totally flexible and amenable to having small children and the time to…

GODDAMNIT, WHY ISN'T ANYONE SORRY I WAS OFFENDED?!

HOPI likes sitting at the kid's table!

Where do you get your sense of moral superiority over Deadspin? Where do I get my moral sense of superiority over you? Where does the hypothetical third actor get his/her sense of moral superiority over me?

THIS WAS THE FIRST FUCKING THING THAT I THOUGHT! GET IT RIGHT DICKBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not how you spell "chode."

First I read this: