I feel like the only thing missing is the sheer absurdity of how car adds never show traffic unless they make it look like the car has magic power to avoid being part of it.

So here’s the plot: H Jon Benjamin shows up claiming to be Archer, but everyone is convinced that Henry Cavill is Archer.

One of my favorites in Pennsylvania is the Cross Orbweaver. I’ve seen them make spin strands 20 feet long, and in-season you have to walk with an arm in front of your face to avoid their webs any time you pass between even remotely close trees, poles, or walls. We also get some fantastic tunnel spiders, and beautiful…

I want to love her and pet her and call her George

I handled far too many dmca complaint working the support desk of a datacenter. It didn’t matter what they said, I’d just tell them to fax the complaint to our lawyer. They’d argue and threaten, insist I was obligated to take down the entire offending website and reveal customer info, and I’d laugh, say nope, and tell…

I take the train to work. This is pretty much a normal rush hour, right?

Pretty sure the only time they ever had longer legs were Woody and Jessie in the Toy Story sets.

Yeah, when I watch it again I’m going to fast forward through the “concert” scene It went about 7 minutes longer than it should have. The show has a real problem with overly long montages, and that one was by far the worst.

New Jersey. At least with Florida, you know it’s Florida, but jersey trash manage to also give New York and Philly bad reputations.

If you dislike shows where “nothing happens”, probably not. It’s extremely character driven. It’s also beautifully filmed and scored (and makes me happy I bought a 4k TV.) The cast is talented without being distractinly familiar (except for Psychic Sayid). It has some glaring flaws, and it definitely feels like the…

I don’t know, the 4 non blondes montage was one of the first moments I really rolled my eyes. It only got worse from there with the exceedingly long montages that have to show all 8 main characters through each step of the montage.

At a party once, someone went to open a homebrewed fifth of cider. They put it on the counter and reached for the church key, and the bump must have set off the fizz, because the bottle erupted with a geyser of foam that hit the ceiling.

The Philly sports rights are such a clusterfuck it actually screwed the Flyers out of being able to provide replays to the NHL “war room” for years.

Doesn’t that happen now? Didn’t that happen with Boise State, where they were an amazing team that were screwed by playing in a weak conference?

the EPL is the top tier of a pro/rel system. Switching to pro/rel wouldn’t shrink D1, it would create tiers within it.

350 more Div 2 and 3 schools still has the FA ahead by a wide margin. And there are thousands more semi-pro teams in England that don’t enter the FA cup.

When does the timeline diverge? That skyline is going to look very different by the end of next year, and it’s already outdated by missing the Evo tower

it would take 7 rounds/weeks to do all of Div 1-A Football, 1 more to include 1-AA

763 teams entered the FA cup last year.

Regional conferences still separate the best teams until the playoffs, and makes it likely that a great team gets snubbed for the sake of geographical balance.