Ehm... counterpoint, the best Enzo is Blu Pozzi Enzo...

If your mayo is white... I can see why you have issues.
The main one being, idk what you ate, but it was not mayo.

Actual mayo looks like this:

It’s like that, man. One second you’re chilling in a rooftop pool, the next you’re underwater in your Volkswagen.

Do you know of a weird or unique but must-have tool that every wrencher should have?

He was probably distracted by a slideshow

You’re making it too easy, man! :P
The one modern feature we CAN live without: Slideshows

I can’t imagine the torsional rigidity of that Citroen!

Ford GT.  I can dream.

We got these things brand new in 1994 or so. I mean, they were for sale back in the 70's and then other models superseded them, but Nissan thought it was a good idea to bring it back for a couple of years in the 90's. Those “newer” mini-trucks are sought after and converted to look like their 70's counterparts.

That’s one hell of an assortment of cars in one class. I’m seeing at least 3 different generations of Porsche 911, a Corvette C6.R, this crazy Lambo, and that teal Opel Vectra DTM. Not sure what that red mid-engined car is, though.

First thing I thought of.

Obviously the mask will make their visors fog up. Not ideal at speed.

It proves that the cars are too safe.  If you can drive your car pretty much straight into a barrier and walk away then there is no real danger.  Without the real threat of serious injury or death the drivers risk nothing and because they risk nothing they drive like old NASCAR drivers banging wheels and driving like…

I think we need a shoutout to the firepoof clothing too! I mean, he was in that fire, and they're describing the burns as "minor". The only way that's possible is with him wearing some serious gear.

I’m a simple man. I see Ultraman, I cue up this masterpiece.

It is not an inverted P, it just is a p, exactly like this guys handwriting, just the P hole is little and not connected

A little something I found at the Finnish Aviation Museum.

There was this little fella on an island who said it all the time.