I thought I was the only one that didn’t like this guy.. nice to see that I’m not.

Hell, forget the OV-10, bring back North American.

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

My reaction is entirely high stress at the amount of laundering that is going to have to be done to save those sheets and sweats. I need that woman to jump off the bed to scrub and soak immediately. It's going to set, lady, and then you will never be able to wear those sweats in public again! And you'll feel like…

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

Did you just say that her speed-rapping skills can rival Twista or Bone Thugz-N-Harmony? Are you serious?

Please don't criticize my IBS. Check your digestive privilege, Jia.

Ever get soap up your dickhole?

RIP BBC America

Maybe, but I think most people can tell the difference between evoking a memory associated with a rite of passage or one that paints a picture of a creepy old dude trolling a playground with a candy bar.

That one probably had lots of downforce until it had lots of lift.

I miss that game. That game had the right physics to make a game of cat and mouse at the Ring an absolute blast.

My dad left when I was 7.

Ask her if she loves you. If she says yes, ask her again. If she says yes again, leave. She doesn't love you and will break your heart.

for true success, you must include bernard and bianca...they shall find this lonely whale and a friend for it

Sounds like someone is going to get a five minute major high sticking tonight...

Half the shit Don Garlits came up with is now the standard for NHRA!

Wow, that was actually a great save.