Actually, I think it’s the other way around. The media wanted Harry to marry, but it had to be a nice white English rose, preferably someone who looks like Harry’s mother. Harry really socked it to them when he married a biracial American! I’m not a royalist, but good for him!

To be fair they hate every woman that marries into that family. Even the lily white ones. Meghan being biracial adds an extra degree to the hate. 

Gen X is the long suffering older sibling who just rolls their eyes and exhales deeply when Miley shows up at Thanksgiving with dreadlocks and demands to be called Cheyenne.

Is the Anna Farris story supposed to be endearing? Because it’s definitely not.

I think most cat owners already know this. My cats are not only bonded to me -but one is particularly bonded to one of my collies and sleeps on him. To the point of distress at times. When the dog was at the vet for a procedure - the cat was inconsolable until the dog got home and then followed the dog around and…

There’s some “model minority” stuff from the left - a kind of idea that as a “relatively privileged” immigrant from a “successful minority”, she has a greater burden of responsibility not to harm the cause. I want to be clear I reject this framing on like, every possible ground, but I am reporting it

I’m fine with Wu not wanting to do the show, but her comment was shitty and she looked ungrateful.

Honestly? I think Tom Cruise is such a carefully programmed robot that he would just laugh it off with a big laugh, make a pithy joke about Zac Effron being 5'8, and quietly whisper to the interviewer that he’ll murder everyone he’s ever loved if they bring it up again. 

Oh it’s definitely because she’s a minority and because she’s a woman. Just look at fucking Mel Gibson, who has been welcomed back into Hollywood with open arms.

I think it was pretty valid for her to be pissed that her shitty sitcom got picked up again. She had just been in one of the most successful romantic comedies in years. It was kind of juvenile for her to tweet about it, but that’s not a cardinal sin. There are tons of examples of actors getting held back in their…

Yup. Maybe I’m cynical, but I start looking for trouble when a couple that had before seemed like they’d be happy just cohabiting forever (see also: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) finally gets married. Not because I think marriage changes their relationship, but because I suspect a wedding is sometimes used as a way…

I have to disagree. They recently celebrated a 10 year anniversary even though they’ve barely been together half of that. This is first love gone wrong. Most of us move on after the first break up, but they are that one couple everyone knows spends years going back and forth, ending in total disaster.

I agree with you there, but please don’t speak another 15-20 more years of Real Housewives into existence. Just be careful tempting the Bravo gods— they seem more than eager to run these shows in every major city until the end of time, so don’t give ‘em any ideas.

I remember when Allison Williams told Cosmo that she “interrogates” people she knows about how they balance marriage, kids, and work. She’d asked Jemima Kirke too. Allison claimed to be fascinated at how people do this.

Poor Liam.

If your open marriage ends within seven months, it kind of implies that perhaps both parties weren’t quite in agreement with what that openness meant. Which would require something quite surprising considering the comments Miley made in public about it.

It’s adorable when people think their love life is too complex to grasp. Humans have been at this thing in every single permutation for centuries. We are all still stumped. The reasons for this split are just as mundane as Jane Nobody’s failed marriage. Have a stadium of seats Ms. Cyrus.

You know I’m all for “do what makes you happy” but at some point when you decide to get married it really is something important and should be respected.

Really, not the words I was thinking after I read all that...

She’s legit only doing this in the hopes she will get invited to the swank parties back in NYC after this whole mess is over.