so.

Man... imagine how differently the DC cinematic universe could have unfolded if he had gotten his Randian ubermensch fix by making this movie 5 years ago, instead of through... you know... getting everything about Superman completely wrong.

This seems like more of a Michael Bay project.

Someone on twitter said a Fountainhead movie helmed by Zack Snyder is precisely the adaptation this novel deserves and I agree.

Well, let me put it this way - I wouldn’t be here (literally, biology won’t allow it) if my parents didn’t meet each other, live happily with one another, and conceive.  They’ve been happily married and both are role models in my life; I can confirm my dad treats my mom very well.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

I often wonder what would have happened had she survived. She died just months before her camp was liberated. Hanneli Goslar and Nanette Blitz, both friends of Anne who where confined to the same camp she was where the last to see and speak to her and live to tell about it, they met at a chain linked fence. Anne told…

Whereas if I got unintentionally Snoop-Dog-Level high before appearing at a televised roast, my whole set would be me crying and asking ‘AM I UNHINGED FROM TIME? IS THIS NOW? WHEN IS LATER? STOP LOOKING AT ME!”

He may be a slime ball, but if ever there was a time to have a slime ball in your corner, that time is now.

The people I know who love Von Trier, Haneke and other edgy dude “auteurs” are the ones who are the most stubbornly, annoyingly contrarian. I liked Melancholia because it was a great premise but otherwise think Von Trier’s whole schtick is a like a mall goth game of chicken. Like, we get it, you want to shock and…

But do you get it? He (the bad guy) is a tiger, and she (that sweet woman) is a lamb? It’s super symbolic.

My ex was a child rape survivor and an abusive sociopath. When I found out about both at the very same moment it was confusing and horrible... The combination of the horror he went through, my deep love for him, and continued manipulation was something that took years for me to unpack. It was easy to sympathetic and…

Hey Meghan McCain, who is funding The Federalist?

On that note... I was thinking the other day, what really went down in that airplane with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their kids? Like he must’ve done something super fucked up for them to abruptly end their marriage and break up their huge family. I only say abrupt because they had gotten married fairly recent,…

Excuse me, uh, Mr. Nolan, on the Westworld CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

Okay, but is Nolan going to look at the guy’s screenplay or not?!

Yah but the thing is, that is really the kind of person you WANT in law enforcement. You don’t want someone who questions the rules and decides whether or not to follow them on their own: what the rules are and how to follow them is a job for politicians and attorneys general.

Right, the same Intercept run by anti-Hillary troll Glenn Greenwald, who goes on Sean Hannity to excuse Trump and talk about how the Dems suffer from “Russia derangement syndrome”, while he stays largely quiet on Trump and Putin’s atrocities. Glennn is Putin’s bitch-puppet as much as Trump and btw, the fact that…

I agree with the premise but The Intercept is just as much trash.

Calling it now. They’re gonna get divorced and their rhino from Lord of the Rings will spend weekends at W’kabi’s eating Cheerios for dinner as they watch television in his one room apartment at one of those condos for single dads. He’ll have a murphy bed, so that’ll be kind of cool at least.