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yeah that’s pretty much every workplace I’ve ever had. When I was fifteen I worked for a family run restaurant in which the owner’s son would line up the waitresses and tell them what he didn’t like about their appearance. This one is ugly. That one has no boobs. This one has thick legs. When I was 17 I worked for a…

Russia has won nothing, this new information war is just starting.

Thoughts and prayers

Especially ironic since his whole manifesto is about how people similar to himself are obviously better programmers. But of course since he’s a man, that must be purely logical and unemotional reasoning. *eyerolls so hard she sprains an eyelid*

Eventually you play for hours on end as the comfort of the chair allows you to play for far longer than in a normal chair. You sink in its folds as it envelopes you. The neck brace is your neck. The backrest becomes a permanent vertebrae. You become an amorphous blob, effortlessly transitioning between chair and…

Maybe their secret plan is to force the adults to stop buying happy meals. I stopped getting happy meals when they tried to make them healthier and they started coming with like five fries. The fries are like the whole of going to McDonalds.

Bunny fact... a full grown rabbit can kill a house cat. I know this because my pet rabbit was running around in my backyard and two feral cats appeared out of nowhere to perform a concerted bunny hunt. One of the cats escaped, the other didn’t. I felt sad for them, but was proud as hell of my rabbit.

Dakota Fanning divorces Bristol Farms.

In Authority, the second book of the series, both she and the Psychologist are finally described physically. In the first pages of Authority she is described as being Asian with Eastern features and having had black hair before her debriefing (she was shaved at intake). The Psychologist who’s played by a blonde white…

I read the book about 2-3 months ago and I had completely forgotten that the main characters had any race at all.

Remember when Hercules stood up for a Centaur immigrant who was being harassed by ignorant townsfolk?

I’m an American-born child of Chinese immigrants. While Bari’s comments (and subsequent “if you were offended, that says more about your intentions than mine!!!” response) were disappointing, to any POC, especially Latinix and Asian POC, this is exactly 0% shocking. We get othered all the time, even in the country of…

I’m watching the re-runs on Comedy Central right now and I’m dreading the episode where Micheal Scott leaves. Any reboot would have to include large amounts of Steve Carell, not that two line nonsense that came with the finale.

I feel like if he put on a muppet costume with the half mask from Phantom of the Opera, the entire image would be complete.

Yeah no, this is not on Spirit. This woman has something seriously wrong with her if she actually flushed a living creature down a toilet, there were many, many other options. Jesus fucking christ.

I can’t think of a single situation where drowning anything in an airport bathroom is the right solution.

I think you are taking the wrong side here...

I’ve been trying to write this comment a couple of times and ways and I’m giving up on the endless rewrites, so here’s my best shot: I think people are inherently complicated and conflicted. A bad person overall can in fact do some good things while a good person overall can do some bad things. And as consumers of…