Well done. As a companion piece, I highly suggest folks head over to will’s Jamboroo on Deadspin: https://deadspin.com/weve-forgotten-how-to-fear-1821497982

There’s also the implication that us proles can’t say no to anything, and need to be saved from ourselves. Remember, he would always agree to being supersized.

Also this one! My favourite scene of all time.

Frederica Wilson, for speaking truth to power and making sure no one diminishes or ignores La David Johnson’s death.

I don’t remember if I even saw this documentary or just remember the hype, so I don’t know the authenticity of his call to his mother, however I remember going on an extreme diet once and I was so emotional I wanted to cry (and did!) It was like a chemical reaction and not rational.

Spurlock and his ilk are doing exactly what my ex used to do: preemptively come out and admit shitty behavior, verbally and publicly self-flagellate, agree with every assessment critics make about their character so they don’t have to listen, and hijack the conversation to talk about what huge assholes they were, but…

these weasel-dick motherfuckers. Super Size me was bullshit.

Yeah, but you’re a dude. Do you KNOW how many lectures I got from guys and gals alike about how I was just being uptight and it was all in good fun and omg it’s not like he MEANS it it’s all just jokes and gawd just get a sense of humor for ONCE omg you know feminists just have no sense of humor...

Oh thank god, are we allowed to just openly hate on Tucker Max now?

“I didn’t live her life and I’m not a black woman—although wouldn’t that be amazing”

TIL “’Sota” is a thing.

I’m guessing she focused on something safe from her childhood to get through a traumatizing moment.

How long before Spurlock tries to monetize his confession in the form of a documentary series on a-newly-woke-man’s-guide-to-avoiding-sexual-harassment-and-assault he will shop around town?

In all fairness, it’s easier to have principles with Franken when you have a Democratic governor to appoint his replacement, correct? I think the ‘push’ to get Franken out would be quite different if they thought the seat would go red.

Lady’s got a point. Most of the country’s women have not accused Roy Moore of hitting on them as teenagers. In fact, 100% of unborn women, if we—if we’re talking unborn children women—which is what we really should care about, the unborn women in this country that Democrats are trying to murder—100% of unborn women…

He needs to go. I don’t care if this was during his “showbiz” phase, pre- upstanding senator. He was a grown ass man who should have had more respect for women. He’s just as gross as the rest of them, he needs to go.

I’ve been praying for Aaron Sorkin, personally, but Friedman would work too...

Now seems like as good a time as any to say that I have never been able to fully figure out who the hell the audience for Prairie Home Companion was.

As best as I can tell, the listeners for Keillor’s smarmy-ass middlebrow Midwestern Hee-Haw were were transplants to big coastal cities who wanted to smirk at…

Also, as a woman who has hugged and gets hugged often enough, I can’t say I’ve ever accidentally slid my hands up someone’s shirt mid-hug.

Here’s hoping he can retire in ignominy to some town where the women are strong, the men are good-looking and the children above-average.