I remember watching the scene where he calls his mom almost crying because he’s one french fry too many and all I could think was what a little bitch.

I just responded to your thing above, so sorry for being stalker-y, but YES YES YES. All the stars!!!

Is it weird that I hate myself a bit too? I always hated his shit and wanted to punch him in the face because I thought his whole thing was “I hate my mother, now I must disrespect women.” But I dated a dude who loved him - and while I never moved an inch on my hate - actually bought into his fucking redemption arc.…

Is it though? Is it?

Poor lady. I want to give her a big old hug and then go choke Spurlock with a stale French fry.

“A Woman’s Time, A Woman’s Choice, A Woman’s Right to Be Heard,” by Morgan Spurlock.

As a joke, I was going to tell my co-worker that there was news about Michael J. Fox, because he seems like a big Back to the Future guy. But I couldn’t break his heart like that.

I don’t really get it either, most of my family is from Minnesota, and nobody likes it or gets it.

That town is not in Minnesota. Self burn!

Yes! Honestly, as a big hugger and enthusiastic lover of crushing enthusiastic hugs (from friends and non-creepers) because it makes me feel like a kid in the best way, let me just say I resent that Franken, Keillor et al are referring to their groping wandering paws as overly-friendly hugs.

Sorry about your nervous breakdowns Internet friend. A relative had one long one for about 15 years - it’s terrible, but not eternal. Be well, take care of yourself, and I’m rooting for you.

Pictured: No Thanksgiving for Old Men.

Yes, they have nothing to apologize for. If you think they do, you’re crazy and can’t hang, and honestly, you should probably be apologizing to them for expecting an apology in the first place.

We had sexual harassment training at work, just the videos they send out to all major corporations. They were introduced by fake news skits. Oddly enough, there was an old anchor and a young female reporter wearing a short skirt in the skit, and he I swear to God he accused her of being a slut for a story. The kicker…

I’ve had a migraine for two weeks, I feel you. I will take an aspirin in your honor (also for my new headache).

You know, my concern is we may have to contend with quite a few women when it comes to folks like Franken too, where they’re just generally dicks about women but not predators. My mom is unabashedly in his corner and is super pissed at the woman that showed that photo. In her defense, Franken actually has done really…

But also last year I’m pretttty sure he said he would move to Canada if Trump won. So what I’m saying is imho, he’s a moron.

Counter: the first apology was kind of like “sorry you were offended it was a joke.” When he realized this was way bigger and that one wouldn’t fly, he probably got a female staffer to write the much, much better one.

Word. Like, he shouldn’t get arrested for it, but we don’t want any of it to be acceptable. Leave the degrees of how messed up it is to the courts.

I may take a sick week, go under the covers for a bit. Then after I am done mourning, I shall learn karate and wander the streets at night, beating the crap out of random-ass creepy looking men. Then men can tell each other, hey, you shouldn’t go out at night unless there’s two of you together. #justice