But you are a man right? That’s my guess, at least. I’m not going to attack you, because I don’t think that’s a way to a dialogue, and I assume that you’re arguing in good faith, and not being a troll. So assumptions out of the way, please believe us ladies when we say that the power imbalance strongly, strongly has…

Serious question, so we can come to an understanding: did this happen directly to you, what did she say you did, and what did you believe you actually did?

And may the odds be ever in our favor.

Online dating profile pic right there.

I feel the same way about the malaise and the depression, but don’t abandon the country yet and don’t give up hope. You giving up and saying America sucks is exactly what Trump and his asshole friends in Russia want. Don’t give up.

Word (to your mother)

I clicked the link. Dear God, how many drugs was just everybody doing? ALL OF THEM IN THE WORLD? I especially appreciate the ending....

Internet friend, I watched the Mummy. The new one. It is not a rom-com, but somehow your comment made me think of it. He runs out on his love interest after a one night stand, steals her treasure map, and continually makes his preference known for the other hot chick who’s a reanimated corpse. And yet, and yet, she…

I am almost 34 and I think if I had three beers and stayed up til 2 am I would literally have to be taken to the hospital. It’s change from my 20s... but I kind of love it.

It’s a consensual child gang bang, okay????? But seriously, if they wanted to get closer so they could get out of the sewers, couldn’t they all just hug? Or shake hands? Or do a highly choreographed dance routine a la Dance Moms?

Yeah, sometimes I wonder if he’s trying to distract us from the whole “whoops I accidentally on purpose colluded with Russia” by threatening a nuclear holocaust and telling us all that Nazis, they ain’t so bad! If so, I tell you A+ job on his part.

I live in LA. Two weeks ago, we, or at least I, was a bit worried that North Korea would kill us all because that asshole wouldn’t stop rage tweeting while he was up in the middle of the night trying desperately to pee but his old man prostate wouldn’t let him. TWO WEEKS AGO. It was a relief when he suddenly became…

Also not to be totally petty but I’m gonna go for it, that chick is like 36, and being super mean has aged her face. As an almost 34 year old, I’m like girl, smile and be nice. Better than botox!

Agreed. I have been waiting for zombies v. dragons for 7 years. Everything else is nonsense. NONSENSE.

Your little sister has fine taste. Donatello was a sweet dork and DW a devoted single dad. No bad boys for her!

Big red flag for me is when the chick doesn’t have any female friends and brags about it. Eesh.

I think 40s datings 30s is way less creepy, but yeah the 30s dating 20s not so much.

Yeah, I’ve never said “to be honest” or “no lie” and then just blatantly lied afterwards. Unless I’m playing Monopoly or something. Then all bets are off.

First LOL of the day goes to you. My apologies Kev, I laughed out loud and heartily at your misfortune.

We Internet soulmates, I do exactly the same thing - bring my gym bag into work, say screw it and opt for burrito. I was convinced 30s would be way glam, but its really just crumbing up everything and sneaking amazing snacks at the desk and being 100% comfortable with it, and I LOVE IT.