My adoptive country has wars but refuses to buy ships because it’s the only thing separating us from the Phoenicians.

I guess we’re lucky Disney didn’t decide to film the live-action Aladdin remake in Syria.

No part of the United States is currently engaged in an eleven-year guerrilla war.

And yet I can’t help but laugh at their hubris for taking her on.

For all the talk of the internet being the golden age of 15 minutes of fame, I feel like the unthreatened, nothing-matters 90s was the real deal: Kato Kaelin, Heidi Fleiss, Gennifer Flowers, Vanilla Ice, Slobodan Milosevic...

“Also, yesterday GMG posted a long essay about how being a female white rapper torpedoed Iggy Azalea’s career.”

Or the proposed ice Liberty ships.

Being born after the Apollo program ended makes it feel miraculous that we were ever able to accomplish anything.

1. In what sense is Operation Overlord considered “the top?”

Liked for “orange-ish,with bloody urine.”

I’m not new. I’m the former Montypark, but have been unable to get into my burner account. Kinja sucks.

I’m getting on this.