As far as royalty goes, he was more of a force for good than most. Yes, he was a crotchety old grump with a tendency to make off-colour remarks, but his work in conservation was far more useful than anything else a royal has done in the last 70 years.

Seems a bit extreme. Let’s face it, 95% of our grandparents and great-grandparents were “racist pieces of shit” by modern standards. Should all those generations be forgotten?

Why are you always such a dick to the readers here? I see you’ve deleted the non-standard phrase you used in the story (“toyed over”?) without any reduction of the passive agressiveness you directed at the commenter who was confused by it.

That is a little unfair, by all accounts what he actually told him was that if he wasn’t planning on marrying her then he should quit stringing her along. Which is a bit of a different thing.

You cant actually be serious with any of those points. Sedans are a record lows and Crossover are at record highs.. because everything you listed is factually incorrect. I honestly cant believe you were serious in your reply. Im still looking for /s symbol for sarcasm.

Extra long back doors just in case your privileged children tend to miss banging the door into less desirable vehicles 

When someone is about to date someone and they have to look up the age of consent, something ain’t right. 

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

I’d be more worried about whoever’s downwind of you than the tiles, which you can recover from the bodies later.

The first time this guy gets buzzed by a soccer mom in a Tahoe making a late-night McFlurry run, his whole life is going to flash before his ears.