Is that 69ing with a period in the middle?

It definitely has a Patrick Bateman, American Psycho-esque, product description vibe.

I went to see "The Tony Clifton Movie" at the Egyptian Theater on Hollywood Blvd. where Bob Zmuda as Clifton and others (Paul Rudd, Bill Hader, Ron Jeremy, etc.) were gathered. I had a run of the mill encounter with Rudd and Hader (talked about Stephan). Then, who do I see in my peripheral? Joey Motherfuckin'…

The fanciest occasions call for a tuxedo, and there's really no good reason to wear a watch with a tux.

P.S. This is in no way directed your way, Burt.

I was waiting with baited breath to hear from the people who really have a perspective on the entire event: white, middle-class, 20 somethings. Most comments went something like this: "I can't believe the race card is being pulled in this day and age," and "This guy's racist. He says white people can't understand." …

Is there a link to the press conference?

Nerd!

Not all zombies are Zombie Redneck Torture Family zombies, but all Zombie Redneck Torture Family zombies are zombies. Get your act together.

We all know Batman's parents die. Blah Blah Blah.

#humblebrag

If this is, "leave it on in the background," I'd hate to see the length of your comments for things you leave on in the foreground.

+1 for your handle.

...or like this man.

Man, Bieber really hasn't aged well at all.

Aaaaaaaaaaand nothing changes.

We were also invited to the Duggars house after for volleyball, campfire singing, and dessert till 1:30 am. We even got to worship together at church the next morning...

Ur-in a-hole! Get yourself out.

Where is this salt hidden? Under the table?

Not serious at all. It's the obligatory response in this instance. Guardians succeeded and audiences accepted this obscurity, so everything else will work. It's pretty much every other comment that pops up when someone thinks that things might get a little too confusing or won't work out. I completely agree with…