Oh. In that case, all is forgiven. Wouldn't wanna ruffle any white feathers.
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Wonderful joke detection skills.
But...white people.
Storage Wars meets Blue October? I like it! Very much so in fact.
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"Me and my cousin used to rate the girls between 1 and 10. The highest number got to be my pillow's pretend." Who hasn't been there, sir?
Not mentioned in the article above, but I'm excited to see the hard-ass Alfred character fleshed out a bit more. Anyone that tells a grieving boy who just witnessed his parents' deaths firsthand to "Stop crying. Don't let people see you cry," gets all the star up-votes on my ballot.
I'd like to offer my services. I'd like to keep the "types" of comments in the grey that dissuade people from being active in the sci-fi, nerd, comic book, etc. culture. This usually occurs when someone(s) engages and insults/talks down to others because they might not be as informed on said nerd topics. I think…
ONLY $2.99? I say priceless.
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Bela Lugosi approves.
"...Ray Rice, something something, Big Bang Theory."
It'd be a whole lot cooler if he was.
Shitbags who beat their women AND shitbags who enable shitbags who beat their women need to be exiled from the league on the spot. There, fixed that for ya.
MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!!!
Done and done.
I LOVE that the article alludes to the kids' ages just to cover it's tracks in order to oh-so-covertly point out the adult's age gap. It's all relative, man. 8, 24, 10, 41.
How much effort would I have to put forth in order to have a Deadspin staffer on as a call in guest interview for my movie based podcast?
Rom-Com-Zom-Dram, if I'm not mistaken.
This is the part where we get to rip on Jim Irsay for getting pulled over while shitfaced with $29,000 in cash and a briefcase and laundry bag filled with pills.
Completely unrelated. GQ is having a problem issuing me a profile. Your revised Ten Commandments, amazing. Comment section = HOLY SHIT HILARIOUS! "Ok funny man, let's see you mock Islam in the same manner," "Disgusting and disrespectful!... I'm thankful that Jesus is a loving and merciful God!!,"