Tell 'em SteveDave.

Pat Healy comes home to his wife that he's hung up on throughout the night. He's covered from face to crotch in blood (his own and a friend's). He's spent the evening accepting random amounts of money to, among other things: cut off his pinky, eat a cooked dog with fur attached, kill his friend, punch a bouncer, eat…

It's soooooo adorable that you're responding to me. I never made the correlation that you don't care about someone because of something particular they do. I'm say you in fact do care about that particular thing if you go out of your way to comment about how much you don't care. Not caring would entail ignoring…

Clearly those reading comprehension classes didn't help you, why should I look into them? I never once said/implied that no one could have an opinion if it isn't "omg isn't this the best???" However, you did say, "We get it girl, you craaaaazy and carefree. We just DONT CARE." You clearly care enough that she is…

You just DON'T CARE enough to read and comment on an article about her "edgy and unique" nature? Check.

Sure thing.

Exactly my predicament. A co-worker gave me the passes, as with myriad other movies previously. It's just disconcerting that fellow nerds are so high and mighty when it comes to a mistake that was apparently all too common. It's like soccer fans, just making things such a turn-off to "outsiders."

Wow.

Great, but it doesn't mean people are dummies, ass. Misinformed, underinformed, but not dumb. It just didn't seem straight forward is all. I just got the pass. I should have taken it a step further and read about a screening I was going to, I guess. Or, I just assumed that since I've gotten free pre-release…

God you sound so fucking pretentious. Har Har Har, I was expecting those dummies to be there. But, luckily I anticipated it and only made snide remarks in my head and on the internet out of frustration at the pleebs. Get it together like a real fan and not some dumb dummy.

Relax. My pass says "featuring 17 minutes of exclusive footage," which makes it sound like a director's cut or something along those lines. Nothing about a "preview." SOUND THE ALARM, IT WASN'T THE 1ST 17 MINUTES! I WAS WRONG!!!! THANK GOD YOU POINTED THAT OUT!!!! I'm sorry for not being in the GotG loop like…

I got fucked last night on GotG. I had advance screening passes from a site I've used countless times. Once we got there, we were informed that it was an exclusive 17 minutes. The first 17 minutes of the movie. Why would I want to go to that? The movie isn't even coming out until August 1st. I'm supposed to…

I though Donal Logue was a perfect call casting wise. I could just imagine him as the cigar-chomping asshole.

Hardness is more determined by touch, not sight. Thanks for your lack of contribution to society, though.

Awful.

Ace? Gary?

I forgot that the wait staff was in control of food temperature. I'm sure a few waiters/waitresses have made sure to check your food's temperature with their fingers.

Good call on just diving into those wings! It's clearly her fault that you just couldn't wait to indulge.

How DARE you!

Believe me, I got the joke. "Great stat!" was my attempt at showing you I got the joke. The shot on goals tend to be on the opponent's side of the field. Hence, "perpetually on defense." Howard deserves all the sweet Brazilian massages he can handle for the next 364 days.