Too little, too late.

At first glance, the title suggested to me some completely unrelated post about a "study" that was grossly inaccurate. After realizing this, and I use this term loosely for the particular individual, this "psychologist" is a fuck stain. Period. Little minds? Could he be any more condescending toward the minds of…

I made a lame attempt at a joke as well. The "aughts" referred to Orgy being a band at some point in the past, seemingly forever ago. I think impulse control issues and oversharing go hand-in-hand with a Jez commentator, myself included.

You nailed my point, exactly. Thank you for paying such painstakingly close attention.

Back in the 19-aughts, I saw Orgy perform. In the middle of one of their songs, the lead singer went to the edge of the stage, leaned down, and said, "If you keep calling her a bitch, I'll show you who the real bitch is." I just think it's...I want to say admirable even though it should be the standard, for someone…

I believe the answer to that question is stated in the title of the article, no?

Too soon?

"The Perfect: The Triangle Bikini That Works for Almost Every Body Type" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Marketing geniuses!!!! The statement isn't all-inclusive so, jokes on us I suppose. By the way, which body types fall into the "not-almost" category?

Oh boobs, boobs, boobs, I'm no troll. Just trying to have internet fun while my day winds down. I'll make my movie quotes read more quotably next time.

I'm sure you understand.

She clearly has a job. So.....?

No. Are you? It's a Big Lebowski reference which I incorrectly assumed people (you) would get/understand. It's a joke. Lighten up?

My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, miss.

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Breathing exercises.

I miss my Littlefoot. Wait, is that mine? Give him back!!!

OWNED!

Check out THAT thigh gap! Flawless.

Check out those fundamentals. Feet shoulder length apart, hands in a ready position, eyes on the prize! YA VINCE!

Then why ask, jerk?