I believe the answer to that question is stated in the title of the article, no?

Too soon?

"The Perfect: The Triangle Bikini That Works for Almost Every Body Type" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Marketing geniuses!!!! The statement isn't all-inclusive so, jokes on us I suppose. By the way, which body types fall into the "not-almost" category?

Oh boobs, boobs, boobs, I'm no troll. Just trying to have internet fun while my day winds down. I'll make my movie quotes read more quotably next time.

I'm sure you understand.

She clearly has a job. So.....?

No. Are you? It's a Big Lebowski reference which I incorrectly assumed people (you) would get/understand. It's a joke. Lighten up?

My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, miss.

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Breathing exercises.

OWNED!

Check out THAT thigh gap! Flawless.

Check out those fundamentals. Feet shoulder length apart, hands in a ready position, eyes on the prize! YA VINCE!

Then why ask, jerk?

Yes, please.

Actually, what I said is relevant in regards to what a troll is and how you're embracing said role.

You're actually what I was talking about. The longest thread of comments on the article. One person (you) with every other response. Everyone getting their replies recommended with more frequency than your own.

Good to know. I value your opinion.

Let the trolls descend!

Personally, I don't feel that the school yearbook is an appropriate place to share these views. Let me take that back. If the photograph was a part of a section of the yearbook specifically dedicated to a "year in review" type of segment or even an OpEd sort of thing, I'd be down for the cause. The way the picture…