I like how you snuck a 3-ingredient cocktail into a mid-week article!

I only have one boy in the house anymore (the dog) and he’s gross enough. I came back from taking a shower this morning to find him licking his butt on my pillow.

I have 2 boys, and whenever people ask me if we’re going to try for a girl, I tell them that IMO the only thing worse than 2 boys is 3 boys. My youngest is 8 months and absolutely adorable, but NO THANK YOU!

I pray that woman has her own bathroom.

Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.

The article says their oldest is 25 and she is 43 so I guess she’s basically spent almost half of her entire adult life being pregnant.

This was mean, slightly stereotypical and hilarious all at once.

found him

Isn’t there a correlation between number of older brothers and being gay??

I think I remember reading that the Duggar mother had to be induced because she’s essentially been pregnant for 20+ years, so her body can no longer tell the difference between pregnant and not pregnant.

Gross. So much gross.

Remember that line in Guardians of the Galaxy where Chris Pratt says it’s lucky they don’t have a black light because his ship would look like a Jackson Pollack painting?

I feel bad for the gay one. Statistically, they’ve got at least one gay. And I think it’s creepy to speculate on the sexuality of children, but let’s all be real. We know which one it is just from the picture.

You are arguing in favor of eugenics, please stop

“The Curious Case of the Clattering Drawer”

My body took about a year and a half to recover after one pregnancy. How can you subject yourself to FOURTEEN pregnancies?

Actually, we don’t.

Feet and farts.

i love that as this story gets national they’ve learned to hide the stupid and racist dad-joke middle name they gave the new kid