Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

I mean, when I suddenly had a bunch of free time I started masturbating a lot too. Not because I have sperm to get rid, just because... why not?

Fringe would be fun to swan around in but that dress really does look like it was made from Party City wigs.

Relationships are the most difficult part for people with BPD, it tends to be volatile and intense. The scrutiny of celebrity can only make things worse. Hopefully these kids can keep their heads above the water.

I feel like there are almost always more bad looks than pregnant people on a red carpet...is this a new unit of measurement?

i like dylan laurens black and red dress!

I am totally OK with whoever Jennifer Lawrence chooses to move on from Darren Aronofsky with. Aronofsky seems like a huge douche and their relationship squicked me out.

“Hell yeah, Cooke Maroney” is also the answer to “Should I make another box of mac and cheese?” so basically he’s perfect for her, is what that means

Also, the poor housekeeper who found her.

This is so incredibly sad. Rest in Peace Kate.

*quietly folds up Three Ingredient Cocktail suggestion*

Didn’t you know that ramen is FAKE noodles?

I’m recovering from double jaw surgery, and I gotta say: squeeze bottles also serve as a far easier feeding solution than syringes during the liquid diet phase. Just cut the tips a bit to make the hole bigger and you’ll be enjoying a blended pot pie in no time.

Great way to add some extra eggy-goodness to your ramen. As an aside, I’ve been playing with ramen lately, here are some ramen egg cups that worked out pretty well.

I’ve been doing this exact thing for a while. Be sure and wait for the broth to cool slightly, or else the yolk will cook once you pierce the egg white instead of emulsifying into the broth.

Please see steeb’s response downthread.

Or something like - just remember SLICE:

Spicy Lads Identify Capsaicin Externally

Something like ... Smell Predicts Its Capsaicin Yield; Let’s All Demand Spice ...?

So Whole Foods won’t let me just slice each pepper in half and sniff it so I can find the one I want?

I’ve been doing something similar for years except instead of smelling the pepper I rub it on my eye.