I feel you on the anxiety and struggling to breathe, hopefully Karma hits the judge like a bus.

I just hope her daughter is okay after this, poor girl.

Can the judge be prosecuted for manslaughter or something? I have no idea how Florida laws work, but it might be something for her daughter

Thats awful

I had something similar happen as well. I had a uniform*, and was wearing a new school skirt that because I’m short, was about three inches below my knees. One of the pretty girls was wearing a skirt that didn’t cover her ass. Guess who got the bollocking for it?

No, I had a sample of J.Lo Glow when I was about 14ish and had a horrible reaction to it, then I tried another celebrity one in a chemist and I can’t remember which it was, but it smelled awful, worse than cat piss. A few years ago my mum bought me a Katy Perry perfume because she thought I’d like the shape of the…

How do Americans pronounce Bernard?

Happy birthday!

Straight men

I’m not married, but when my bff got married the first time, she took his name and hated it, then he divorced her, she changed her name back to her maiden name, adopted three babies and found out a month later she was pregnant by her ex. When she married her now-husband he took her name as the girls already had it as…

Thank you!

I bought Miss Beauty False Lash Effect mascara from a pound shop and wasn’t expecting much with it, but I’m really pleased. It actually does look like I’m wearing false eyelashes.

I cooked chicken for the first time! I’ve been vegetarian for almost 15 years now, and because shit happens my plans for Wednesday ended up being tonight. I needed a bit of help because I didn’t want to kill anyone but I had praise all around. Excuse the fact I can’t plate up to save my life, but it was delicious.

That should be okay, it’s not like you’re ignoring the registry altogether.

Is it for a gift or a baby of your own?

Congratulations! What a cutie!

I’ve bought them god knows how many beds, chairs, cushions, and they’d rather stick with me in my chair or my bed than use any of their own. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact they don’t like each other and just about tolerate each other when I’m around.

Maybe a thicker foundation or concealer might help? If you match it to the rest of your face then put setting powder over the top so you don’t accidentally wipe it off.  

Try a yellow or peach colour corrector under your concealer. That’s supposed to help even skin tone.

I’d love one like this, but I have two spoiled rotten kitcats who would happily murder me so they could have the chair for their own. I have a rise and recline chair and when I have it reclined my Billycat jumps up so he can sleep on the bottom and cuddle up to my legs.