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His friend (one of the brides) did suggest that to him, as they are buying a house there for the winter. He said as he works mainly in London, but travels all over the world, he’d have a slightly longer commute than he does now ;P

Honestly, I don’t get it either. I do cancel things sometimes, but usually only coffee dates if my arthritis is too bad. If I’ve told you I’m coming to your wedding, I’ll be there, even if I’m in my chair.

I will never understand why people think it’s okay to grab others, armed forces or not. Was your wife okay?

Hooooly shit! Was it like joking sassing or being nasty sassing? And did the sister apologise afterwards? Also, wow who does that right before a wedding?

Evening Jezzies, how are you all tonight?

Try this, orI imagine a baby bottle sterilizer would work as well.

I love the name Clementine, and I love that your kids have unusual names that stand out, instead of them being at school with the teacher calling for Harry and ten Harry’s answer or twelve Emily’s. (Yes this happened. One class of 30 kids and twelve are called Emily. Its a small town, everyone knows whos having babies

I love the name Clementine for a girl! I think it’s really pretty, and if you like shortening it, or nicknaming her you could call her Clemmie, or Tiny. Congratulations on your little one, please let us know what you decide to call her.

Or dude

I’ve always thought that as well, and if you can call your kid Ruby, or Scarlet(te), or Jade or Onyx, or Ash, why not Blue? It’s a colour just the same as the others. There are more but I can’t remember them at the moment

I shattered a tooth having a seizure, and had to go to hospital to get it removed from my cheek and gum. Because it felt like fairly big chunks stuck there, I asked the surgeon if I could take it home afterwards. He said it depended on the state of it when it came out as I had an infection in my mouth because of it.

No, its someone rubbing their back on either a door knob, or a tennis ball. I think the last one is supposed to be breathing or something, although I do like the idea of someone belching and timing ten seconds exactly.

No, its someone rubbing their back on either a door knob, or a tennis ball. I think the last one is supposed to be breathing or something, although I do like the idea of someone belching and timing ten seconds exactly. 

Also Hamilton is set in the olden days and somehow manages to have a cast of mainly people of colour in there.

I know. I rang the customer care helpline after two days and the bloke got really nasty with me because I hadn’t bought special lip balm to put on before I put the lip paint on. Nowhere on the packaging or the tube did it say ‘Apply lip balm before product or it stains your mouth.’ After I finally got it off, I threw

I use lip balm whenever I remember, and that helps. Or just go for cheap lipsticks that inevitably stain your lips like I did.I bought hot pink lip paint stuff (comes in a tube like gloss, but it’s matte and says lip paint on the tube), tried it out, went to take it off twenty minutes later to find it wouldn’t budge

Too soon.

Can anyone recommend a good home hair dye that will work on dark brown hair, without bleaching it first? I’ve decided I want to dye my undercut and because I have a tendency to flip out in hair salons (thank you anxiety, dyspraxia, and autism) it would be better if I didn’t have to go to a salon to get it done. this

Is this A Very Potter Musical/Sequel/Senior Year reference, or just a glasses reference?

I think you can do it either way, depending on if you want to be genetically related to your child, or if for whatever reason, your eggs aren’t healthy enough, or can’t be used to make an embryo, then you can use either the surrogates’ eggs, or another woman’s eggs. Sorry if this isn’t clear, I shouldn’t internet