‘Hun, dump the asshole. He don’t give a shit about you, if he did he wouldnt lie constantly, treat you like this *gesturing wildly at me*, and stress you out so much you have 50+ seizures a day.’ Turned out pretty well. That or ‘Babe tell the assholes to fuck off.’

England

Archie is a super popular name here

Thank you <3

I’ve tried replying to you on my post but kinja is being an idiot again. Thank you for your kind words <3

Good luck for Monday <3

Thank you Maya <3 x

I have a male and female friend wit kids who I speak to everyday and we have chats with kids being mentioned. If the kids are there, they aren’t ignored and they said the kids come before talks but we’ve got a fairly good balance going on. 

Holy shit what aweek.

Thank you Maya <3 x

Thank you <3

If you’re worried it couldn’t hurt to keep a pack of pads and a pack of tampons in the bathroom. Well done for being so thoughtful that you consider this <3

I’ve started having seizures again. I was almost 4 years clear, then my bank account got hacked this week, and the tosser in the bank stressed me out even more, so I fitted all the way home. We went to see my Nan and I had a seizure on her vintage chair and probably broke it.

Louis looks like a mini George. I can’t see much of Charlottes looks in him.

I bought one for a job interview as a receptionist in a fancy lawyer place. Everything was going well until I bent over to sign some paperwork and heard ‘is that really appropriate?!’ from my interviewer, looked down and saw both tits hanging out, and my cute bra on display. I got very flustered, tried covering myself…

I did the splits.

Also crossbody bags are more accessible if you’re in a wheelchair, or using mobility aids to get around. Like you said, no fighting straps and it just hangs there safely

And if somebody tells you they’re going on holiday and you don’t respond ‘take me/pack e in your case!’

Someone told me once first birthday parties are celebrating the parents for keeping a kid alive for a year. I have no kids so cant say how true it is