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Kulture’s a cutie

Good to know you’re okay, you’ve been missed :)

Hey, how are you? I haven’t seen you around for a while, hope you’re okay?

Like these?

When they sang it live in later performances, Kirsty changed the offending prase to ‘you’re cheap and you’re haggared’ which I vastly prefer over the original. 

I love this video!

Thank you Maya x

Marble sounds like my two cats, Bill especially. My mums friend worked in a shelter and had a pregnant cat taken in one night. When she had her kittens I fell in love with a black girl one. When they were old enough to leave their mum, I had the black girl one. She lasted 2 days, and Bill almost killed her so she had

Yay your Dad! I hope his good health continues and he recovers well!

Congratulations on the interview! I hope you smash it and end up with a fucking amazing job! Good luck!

Yay kitcats! And yay Myles has his furever home! I love reading this every week. How do you in a cat shelter and not bring them all home with you? I’d never be able to work in a shelter because I’d end up bringing like 100 cats in two days lol

Maya I’m so happy for you! I hope you have a lovely Christmas with your family!

I’d rather have Mary Berry call anything I make scrummy.

The only thing I think of when I hear/read Hot Bean Water

The Polar Express because its on tv every Christmas and my mum and I lounge around in pyjamas, stuffing ourselves with sweets/chocolates/popcorn etc

I’m in England and LOVE Yours. Also my mum and I are on first name terms with the manageress in my local one and everytime we go in, she talks to us for ages. Also I accidentally dislocated all my fingers in front of her, and she didn’t freak outlike most people do, and just stayed chatting while I put them back in :) 

I think Chris is gonna end up getting a baby name book as well. He wants everything, including names ready before the baby is born

Neveah would be idyllic compared to some of the names she’s come up with. Today she wants Princess Euphoria for a girl, as a dig at her other son who’s daughters middle name is Joy. Yesterday she decided on Zadin and Liba for a boy, and Ashjheah* for a girl. We’ve got a list here of names and he’s just repeating them

Happy birthday to your son!