I’ve got everything crossed for you, and sending you good thoughts and vibes and hopefully you’ve got a lil’ Cletus the Foetus hanging around. Congratulations!

https://www.motherandbaby.co.uk/pregnancy-and-birth/birth/real-birth-stories/i-had-a-lotus-birth-and-left-my-placenta-attached

Its another way of saying wanker

Polite British. Most of us would just call him a miserable tosser

Has she had a nose job or is it makeup? I tried googling and just got that she was told to have a nose job when she started out

My god, I haven’t heard the saying cruisin’ for a bruisin’ in years. My mum used to say that to me when I was little ‘Mouthface watch how you go down the stairs/across the road/round the corner/etc or you’ll be cruisin’ for a bruisin’. Nearly everytime I managed to go ass over tit and end up covered in bruises. Now…

She’s black and they’re racist fucks

If it’s any help, I’ve done it a couple of times and I’m still alive and kicking. I asked my optician about it and she said it would take more than a drop to kill you, however keep an eye out for any side effects

A goth witch with my friends little girl. Ruby came up with the bright idea after seeing a goth girl wearing black lipstick and wanting black lipstick for herself

I shoulda guessed that, I’ve read it and seen so many tumblr posts taking the piss out of it, I don’t know how I didn’t get it lol

I think you may be the first person I’ve spoken to online who doesn’t mind being called love.

Nobody laughed at me apart from my mum. I was at college at the time and most people were too concerned with themselves to bother with me.

Fairly close by :)

Evening Jezzies, how are you all tonight? I’m attempting to get better from gastroenteritis that had me hospitalized 2 weeks ago.

Sadly not, although I was a big fan of her at the time

That does sound really good

I need to wear it again, but now my style has changed to t shirt, hoodie, and either jeans or leggings and I don’t think it will go with that. I think the choker and my makeup were the only redeming part of that outfit

From the age of 14 to roughly 19/20, I had my goth phase. At the time a standard outfit would be black top, usually with a skull on, black skirt, and boots. Depending on the top, there would sometimes be a corset over the top as well. However the very worst outfit I have put put on my meatsack was black converse, pink…

Agree on the September thing. October and November also on the list, are awful as well

The see through bit on her dress reminds me of Penny’s dress in Hairspray