Just a reminder to people to please check the earlier discussions on this post. There's drama and intrigue and stuff. Really!

@roryjensen77: No way! If they were such big problems they'd have their own ribbons we could wear to salve our consciences.

@Skutarth: And don't you dare make it blunt and to the point either. Oh no.

@IamTheS: Absolutely, it's funny initially but leaves you with the realisation that it's a bloody serious problem. I find some of the others which made it in completely missing the point to be offensive.

@MentionedTenderly: Secret of Mana and Actraiser.

Hey guys, we heard you like beta testing, so we're giving you an extra 30 days of free beta testing. Have fun!

@freedomweasel: What do you mean they didn't do anything? LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE NOSES!! ^_^

@Rickyraws: I think these guys truly deserve your love.

@SallySalyu: Is that compatible with GT5?

@Rickyraws: Take my dog, take my cat

@Orionsaint: Just taking advantage of the opportunity. Hope you find it amusing rather than feel I'm having a go at you for saying "could careless".

You dirty tease, Michael. It's probably for the best though. I really need a shower and that oil would probably just end up making me smell like a deep fried dustbin.

@Dumbledore Calrissian: Probably getting stoned with George Carlin and Bill Hicks down the darker end of the table somewhere.

@Gameslaya: He was already there somewhere, maybe next to William Gibson.

I'm setting a place for him at my imaginary dinner party. He can sit next to Charlie Brooker and Stephen Fry and opposite Neil Gaiman, or maybe Felicia Day. Oh, but I wanted Dame Judy Dench there! What to do, what to do?

Starkiller, Mighty Pirate, as he will now be known.

Apparently it's made by an offshoot of Panasonic called, interestingly enough, Panasonic Cloud Entertainment. Sounds like it might be some sort of On-Live device.

As he gazed at the brightly lit screen before him, shapes began to swirl and form within the luminescence. blinking his tired eyes within their sunken sockets, a cold chill crept over him. He imagined a far off sound of discordant pipes wafting through the open window of his apartment and shuddered. The shadows…

@Damagination: I'm not sure I'd want to. That sounds heartbreaking.

@Foggen: Really needs a warning on it. "Will make you rip your headphones off in agony". _<