Director Cory Barlog seems like a charming and passionate guy

They should go after the duo of DIK and ASS next, as there is no way two people could have that many high scores all across the country without cheating.

I know this game is getting great reviews but I just can’t bring myself to care about another over-the-shoulder third person adventure game. Sounds like this game conforms to that genre rather than breaks any new ground and I just wish triple A games would focus on doing something new.

The FPS elements alone would be enough to deter me, but I’ll give it to Ubisoft that they try to say something compelling with some of the series entries. FC2, in particular, has attracted praise from numerous critics for having a message. That said, I disagree so fundamentally with what the games have to say that…

I agree but my 14-inch penis is skeptical.

I detest the Far Cry series’ relentless nihilism, and it sounds like the ending of FC5 takes the cake. What a wretched game series.

Yep.

Man, that arthritic jellyfish that crawled inside of Tucker Carlson’s skinbag and has been poorly mimicking human behavior for the past 10 years will be so embarrassed when it sees this clip.

She loves to say that the president has been “clear” about all sorts of things. I honestly think the only thing he’s ever been clear about is that he hates Rosie O’Donnell. The guy wouldn’t give a clear answer if you asked him what day it is.

Too soon.

On second thought, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to elect a racist, misogynist, Russian-loan financed toddler as president?

“yeah not going to engage if you’re to insinuate Laura fucking Ingraham is a neo-fascist. Talk about arguing in bad faith. Grow up and take your meds.”

WHERE HAS THAT BASTARD BEEN?

“Yes, we know that rich white people like us run everything, own everything, and that our party currently controls the whole government, but gosh-darnit! We’re the victims here!” —Fox News

The conservative victimization card has no expiration date.

Funny how the silent majority is always outnumbered and never shuts the fuck up.

Yeah, she’s a real expert on “body language”.

I’m just gonna drop this here and walk away: