He has a wife, you know...

Icontinentia Buttocks.

Remember all those stories right after the election that no one with half a brain wanted to work for this administration? This is why.

Charles “Chuck” Harder? That sounds like an outtake from the MST3K Space Mutiny name bit.

Except for the time he actually bragged about his dick size during a political debate. But at least that time it didn’t risk unleashing a nuclear hellscape.

Liars use a lot of filler words and phrases to buy themselves time to think up their lies on the fly.

As you may or may not have already guessed, no, this WH is pretty secretive about who he golfs with.

I remember being tricked into doing a marijuana.

I injected three immigrant marijuanas on September 10, 2001. Form your own conclusions, libs. 

So you can be illegal and wasted on marijuana and live in that state and be just fine.

One summer when I was a kid, a rumor went around that a kid our age named Ray Brower was walking along a train track and ended up getting hit but the body hadn’t been recovered. So three friends and I went on a journey to discover the body. It was me, my friend Chris who was a bit of a troublemaker, Teddy who was the…

Christ. Back in my day, before this hipster YouTube garbage existed, we used to actually go outside once in a while and find suicide victims in the woods OURSELVES. And, if we couldn’t find them, we’d MAKE them.

That’s how right wing conspiracies get started right there. It’s so obvious when you spell it out like that.

“Illegal immigrants aren’t immigrants. It’s right in the name, but don’t pay attention to that part. Illegal. Pay attention to that. Illegal. Obama. Obamacare. Obamacare subsidies. Angry enough yet? Hillary Hussein Obama’s illegal Obamacare deep state abortion subsidy emails.” 

Which is, of course, why Moore won.

Oh, wait, no, he didn’t. I guess voting matters after all.

I have banned the use of semicolons

This must have seemed really clever to you. I’m so sorry.

Yeah. I think saying no sneakers is fine. But Jordans specifically is pretty obvious in its target.

Evil triumphs when good people do nothing. I am beginning to consider today’s Republicans on the same level as Nazis. I’m well aware they’re all too human. Even Hitler was a human being. That in itself needs to be repeated over and over and over again. What Hitler was capable of is in many of us. The difference is we…

Exactly. His life as it was is over but his role in the story is not necessarily concluded.