I call bullshit. If anything, that motherfucker orders an extra bun on the side.

Game of Thrones is a lot like the Mass Effect trilogy of video games. As you’re experiencing it, it seems bold and ambitious and epic, and in many ways it is. As the final chapters roll around, however, you kind of start to see that the creators bit off more than they could chew and that the story is never going to…

I could be wrong, but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that you don’t have a ton of contact with Alabama Republicans.

I mean...no, it’s really not. If a server is doing a good job, then it should look like their entire job is taking orders and bringing out food, and it will look like they’re doing this at a comfortable pace with no hitches or interruptions along the way. In reality a server performs basically every single function at…

Yeah, I liked that you seem to have a good view of the level while still being able to track Mega Man easily. Is it just me, or were big characters considered more ideal at one time than they are today? Like, producing a large, detailed character was a widely appreciated display of graphics power or something? I feel…

It’s weird, Mega Man remains one of gaming’s most iconic characters but Capcom hasn’t really done a whole lot with it. You’d think that with the recent market for 8/16-bit nostalgia and sinister difficulty levels, a modern update of classic Mega Man gameplay would be a pretty easy sell (though I guess that’s what Might…

#MeToo is one of the finalists.

Don’t know if anyone has pointed this out, but the big red flag suggesting that the lawyer didn’t write this is that it uses the colloquial “pled” instead of the more formal and accepted “pleaded.” It seems like a bigshot lawyer would instinctively conjugate it the same way it’s generally used in his profession.

Can’t remember if it was this week or last week, but I polished off the delightful Alwa’s Awakening. For the unfamiliar (which is probably most people), it’s an NES-style puzzle/platform adventure featuring some of 2017's best, most earnest level design. It seems to recall about a hundred other games from the 80s,…

In an effort to clear some games off my Steam backlog, I’ve instituted a totally arbitrary rule for myself. At any given time I’m allowed to have up to five games in progress:

1. One PC game from the past year (currently, that game is Ruiner)

My online subscription has been extremely worth it.

This is the stupidest argument against net neutrality I’ve heard since Ted Cruz called it “Obamacare for the internet.”

I really like how the defenses of Roy Moore have devolved from “This is all a hitjob from the fake news lying liberal media,” to “Look, Ringo once sang a song about something similar, how bad could it be?”

That’s not the reason people like Franken as a senator, or why they’re disappointed in him. He’s actually turned out to be one of the best Democrats, so it’s pretty hard to hear stuff that tarnishes that reputation.

The Devil Went Down to My Ass

I tinkle wait for all the facts to come out.

I feel very confident that he was the anonymous Fox personality who texted CNN “I want to quit” not long ago.

On the other hand, Shep Smith calmly and clearly explained why the Uranium One conspiracy theory is baseless and inaccurate. Naturally, Fox viewers are calling for his head.

A lot of people don’t know this, but there are parts of Alabama that are incredibly beautiful. The northeastern region of the state, where the Appalachian range essentially begins, is particularly gorgeous. Cheaha State Park is a great place to camp and take mushrooms.

I distinctly recall Jon Stewart once introducing him in a clip as “talking neck Sean Hannity.”