I mean, in a roundabout way that’s basically true.

I’m a huuuuge fan of HLD, which I thought was last year’s best action game by a considerable margin in addition to having an absolutely sublime soundtrack. Here’s a tip: while you can complete the different regions in any order, the watery eastern area is by far the easiest to tackle first. If you feel like you’re…

Oh, N:A has got to be one of the most bonkers games I’ve ever played. The way it keeps piling on new mechanics and ideas even after you’ve completed the main quest, the way it keeps changing the very type of game that it is, the way it straddles the line between genuine emotional/philosophical depth and pure batshit…

It’s not just a vibe. Jeff Sessions was once kicked out of the Keebler tree community for accusing the Fudge Stripe Cookies of miscegination.

Probably so, and there’s a pretty clear reason why Peele’s version worked better than the others: he was very wisely set up as the straight man in skits where another character (the Obama anger translator) was responsible for most of the punchlines.

I think they should do an HD remake with photorealistic kryptonite fog.

If you want to play a competitive shooter but don’t have time for a bunch of endless Skinner box bullshit, I would strongly recommend Playerunknown’s Battlegrounds. There’s no MMO element, but almost the opposite: every match is its own discrete thing, with no real overarching metagame other than the ability to earn…

Part of the genius of Mad Men was that it initially depicted Don’s womanizing as something glamorous and enviable, then over time began to depict that behavior as isolating and pathetic. You initially see Don as the ultimate capitalistic/patriarchal power fantasy, but over time come to see him as a desperate, hollow…

Rednecks are often more self-aware than many people realize.

Shhh! D’ya want ta get syuuued?

That’s basically how OKCupid already works.

I’m embroiled in two great games right now. The first is the tense and cerebral sci-fi thriller, Prey. Oh man, do I love Prey. This might be my second favorite game of 2017 behind Breath of the Wild. Much like that game, it features an elegant take on open-world design that feels expansive but never bloated. It’s the…

How do I do that? Or at least where do I find the instructions on how to do that?

If Bust-a-Move is Puzzle Bobble, then what do you call Bubble Bobble? Also Bubble Bobble, or something different to avoid confusion with Puzzle Bobble?

On a related note, I think part of Donald Trump’s problem might be that he doesn’t jack off. I know “everybody” jacks off, but don’t you kind of doubt that Donald Trump is capable of appreciating a moment of private enjoyment with no promise of public accolade, personal conquest, or material gain? It probably never…

“About ten years ago, Kirkman explained, ‘a male comic… said something kind of creepy to me. In no way physically violated my space, I did not see his body parts, he did not corner me, it was just a couple creepy incidents.’”

I always thought the original Metroid was Dark Souls’ biggest influence.

I think “allegations” might be too strong a word here? It could be true, the way anything could be true I guess, but “rumors” is a pretty accurate description of what this is. I think if you entertain the strong possibility of him not having done the thing no one has actually accused him of, it’s pretty clear why he…

Are we really still doing origin stories? Just let it go. Nobody cares how Dracula became Dracula. If you’re watching a movie and Dracula shows up and one of the characters goes, “Oh shit, it’s Dracula,” nobody is going to be confused because they don’t know his motivation and backstory.

I think that’s pretty generous toward Jurassic World. I thought it was a huge piece of shit.