I honestly think Ronan Farrow was driven in part by the belief that these dominos would finally topple Allen, and I think they’ve been frustrated these last months that it hasn’t. And so here’s Dylan, stepping into that spotlight, to deliver the final blow.

Me too, bb. Here, have a bunny sleeping on my bed:

There are days when I just want to ask you what kind of delicious treat you would like for me to make for you and bring over simply because I love your comments that damn much.

People think that it’s only sexism if you’re like I don’t like her because she’s a woman. But no. It can be inherently sexist because you’re being overly critical because they’re a woman or because you think a woman should be more passive or what have you.

Here’s my ridiculously cute kid. He’s kind of the only reason I’m keeping it together right now.

So you’re saying that Obama lied to make himself appear shorter and therefore less threatening so that he could more easily complete his evil anti-US agenda...?

Marzipan is beautiful, and there’s no such thing as “puppy uglies.” My pals have an old English named Hubie, and he is ... so much dog. Like ... soooo much dog. But he’s super fun in slow-mo.

Frankly, I’m not sure we can take the doctor at his word. I’m not normally a conspiracy theorist, but when the doctor goes up and lies on national television (Trump does not weigh 239 lbs), I doubt everything he says.

I lost my brilliant mother to dementia. When there was no denying her memory issue anymore, she took and passed the basic cognitive test with her doctor. But we both knew. A year later, she didn’t do as well but technically still fell within the boundaries of “normal” sort of. But by that time she was really changing.…

My rare Pointy Eared Snow Panda says, “Oh Hi!”

Corey Booker was quite good here:

Happy birthday, Ellie! Your wish for “a president who at least knows what a lion looks like AND can tap his hand when he hears the letter A” obviously came true! (You’re a credit to your nation; I probably would have wasted my wish on a sweater or a jug of maple syrup or something.)

Among the other notable discrepancies, the report states that Trumplethinskin is 6'3".

Obama is 6'1".

Yep. I was watching the doctor live and was trying to figure out if he was full of shit or not. As soon as he said the president was 239 lbs, I realized that he was lying, lying, lying. There’s no way that Trump is 239 lbs (which “conveniently,” puts Trump’s BMI in the overweight range, instead of obese, which he…

He did exceedingly well for someone with dementia, sure. You can have relatively coherent conversations with my grandma, most of the time, except for when she’s sundowning etc. and the “most of the time” is good enough with my grandma as she is not, you know, the President.

So we have learned 3 things:

Today’s Code 45* finds that the very idea that the US will somehow become “great again”, or even a slightly better place, under 45*’s bizarre reign is the ultimate in construction of false reality. For someone so obsessed with “fake news” and making accusations of contrived negative coverage of his fuckery, one can…

So the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) is a valid cognitive assessment for the following populations: Stroke, Parkinson’s Disease (with neurological involvement), Alzheimer Disease, Progressive Dementia and Cardiac Dysfunction. It is not valid for healthy geriatric populations.

Trump’s rating among African Americans is shit. So double of that is just double shit.

It would be a mixed bag. The next Democrat President will be spending the first two years of their presidency trying to put out the garbage fire Trump has lit. Somewhere in there, the next recession will hit (if it hasn’t already by then) and the new president and their Democratic party will be positioned perfectly to…