To be fair a lot of people (myself included) choose the first one they see. When I went to the town pound to get my kitty I must have looked insane- I was spinning around looking at all the cats but just took home the first one I saw. It was a grueling process :)

Oh boy, he’s beautiful. What a babe!

They’re gonna try to hard to not get sued for ruining careers

What a nut job!

And they’re not very good at their jobs! Which is the least important thing but adds a layer of wtf

Jobs are not sacred.

So you end up having to earn your humanness :/

A lot of people don’t bother with pacifiers because it’s just another thing to wean babies from.

Hmm I dont think you’re giving props. You’re saying you can’t see yourself doing that, that age is like a real kid and that if he was a normal 2 year old he’d want a snack. These are all coded ways of saying you find it unnatural. I’m sure you don’t mean to be rude, but youre definitely not not expressing your opinion…

I agree with you. Some people are determined to be miserable!

Get a navy blue cat

Omg! Your stuff is wonderful. I love home made gifts. And that fabric is the best ever.

State sanctioned rape, then. What an extra terrifying place to be. Amerikkka the great

In my head I see the quartet calmly playing as the titanic sinks. Good luck guys, there aren’t enough boats.

A bunny fuck you!! I love it

Yeah my dog hates assholes and it inspires so much admiration in me.

I have a giant blender in my mind. I don’t go into graphic detail, but I imagine the rapists being dropped in whenever there’s a stressful miserable headline. Brock shitface got popped right into the blender after his trial.

Her face :( poor Mel, what the fuck kind of shitty unfunny show is that.

I think he preyed on whomever he wanted

She really nailed it. The fear, the way you see yourself from far away as the room feels tilted and everything gets loud. Thinking you’re going to be murdered and how anything is better than being dead.