When my five year old is in trouble he says he “can’t remember” if he pushed his sister/ dumped out every toy box/ put the entire roll of TP in a full sink. Kindergarten countdown is on.

That’s your heart’s vagina

Well, trump finally looks slim

It’s just really poor people who are busy trying to deal with the constant drama of poverty; they aren’t stupid they’re just generation tired.

Yeah as a former WVian this is really annoying

You can! That’s the only way you can do them. The more you know!

*holds up whiskey in solidarity, drinks the whole thing*

Yeah this guy is just a fucking weirdo who thinks he’ll be lauded as a heroic journalist. Who cares what her childhood was like? She’s the only person who could shed enough light to make it interesting. He should just finally leave her be.

You’re on fire!

:(

I think the only thing that helps republican women (if ever) change is when they age. They’re suddenly ignored in stores, passed over, not allowed to be an honorary “boys club” hottie... Then they’re like “oh shit”

Well, this is the best news I’ve read on Jezebel for ages. Well done to your sweet daughter! May she continue to kick ass! Also- Walmart usually has quite a lot of premie stuff. You can order off their website.

This is lame but I’m trying to keep my house tidier. I have 2 kids and a husband and I get so stressed out when it’s a mess, yet I’ll leave stuff for days getting more annoyed and actually depressed before fixing it.

For some reason the creepy guy who was staying at my brother’s house decided to say hi to me on FaceTime when my brother momentarily left the room. He started hitting on me immediately. Yuck. I’m always scared people set up cameras when you rent the whole house.

WHAT THE FUCK

Really? You like a rapist, sexual assaulting, racist, thieving, lying, abusive narcissist over a snarky celebrity? Cool choice

I hope it’s gross beer and fails. That guy sucks

I feel like my whole high school and college experience with a group of women was shouting into the void- is anyone actually having fun here? Luckily I’m getting old and so are my friends.

Lol

How embarrassing. What is it with people feeling comfortable enough with strangers to say “you can’t wear that”. Just try to treat everyone like the humans that they are.