He definitely doesn’t get blowjobs as much as he thinks about blowjob technique

Wiley! Ahhh fun days. Yes I’m old, which autocorrected to mouldy, which I also am.

I’ve been introducing my toddlers to TLC this week. It’s been a lot of fun dancing in the living room.

My good friend went to a free pregnancy crisis center, she needed an ultrasound to date it. She was told by someone she believed to be a doctor that the fetus was past the legal abortion date. Then she went to a real doctor and found out that she was much less pregnant, but by this point decided to continue the…

Why are they picking on the most vulnerable humans out there. Sometimes I wonder if they are ever visited in the dead of night by the ghosts of their child-selves.

I was only 7 but I remember; my cool older cousin painted her room black. It was already a shrine to him, with a big black and white glossy poster in the middle. He was so beautiful. I was fascinated by that poster and the strange American way of dying by gunshot. I’d not known people could kill themselves before…

Shiiiit I want you to describe my enemies

Haha she did! She’s such a dick.

Fuck this guy.

I believe it was Katy Perry who said she was a skinny Lily Allen or a fat Amy Winehouse. Lol.

Yeah, exactly. Miscarriage, also known as spontaneous abortion. When they don’t leave your body they have to be removed before turning septic. God these people are absolutely obsessed with women.

We never really go and see films. We have a big tv and small children. I also don’t like seeing things that make me feel any emotion. I watch Austen adaptations and have minimal dark thoughts.

We can’t even take care of the few elephants we have left. I feel so sorry for this future lonely mammophant.

Attractive actors telling men’s magazines that monogamy isn’t natural is tale as old as time/cool girl TM. I don’t strongly disagree with her, but. Men’s magazine interview.

They decided to not sprout up this spring

Lordy

The thing that matters is that you guys hung out and did cool stuff. She will remember it forever and ever when you’re gone and she’s missing you too much.

This fucking sadistic sheriff and his sick fucked up staff. They get boners over poor people suffering. God damn I think I have had too much internet.

Well this is terrifying. I bet Trump is encouraging violence against the protectors. Blegh. I just want good to win for once.

I am really regretting my cereal dinner. I feel sick. It also seems like they’re trying to be sexual... Ohhh jizz, look at all this jizz baby