R2D2 going for the dirty windows I guess.

@aec007: you're thinking too small... not millions of miles, but still a couple of thousand light years. It's just unimaginable for us humans... And I say this as an astrophysics-student. Just TOO FUCKING BIG TO IMAGINE.

wait... it has a ctrl+alt+del key? That doesn't sound right...

@RuckingFetard: HA, beat you to it :) But it's what first comes to mind, no doubt. But - to be completely correct - unless Adobe can just ADD pixels to a photo it's not the real deal... Horatio's still waaaaay ahead.

@justsomereportingguy: that was my first thought as well... you always need some drops of water in your whiskey, that's what opens it up. Don't get me wrong: I'm not mixing precious whiskey with water... but a few drops always do the trick.

The reality has finally caught up with CSI, thank god.

@oopsmyeye: but it's only 10 inches wide

@TheAlmeida: Now that's just plain wrong...

@tosk05: well, judging by the standards of hollywood, those guys look like we could send them to an asteroid to safe mankind.

well, they sure have a space for love in their lives...

@Purple Dave: ok. So try getting NEAR that thing without being detected :) I live in Switzerland and I doubt there's anything heavier protected than the LHC. Just saying, our government would let all of us die in a nuclear storm before the LHC got hurt... That's also the reason why it's 120m deep in the mountains....…

@Kai Kadgien: and break the LHC in the process :) Remember the bird dropping a piece of bread on a part of it and the whole thing had to be shut down for almost a year... I doubt they'd let a pigs foot anywhere near that thing.

@Juan R. Pérez: Tank, I need the mapping of the eighth floor...

"me was here"

Nothing compared to THIS:

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: It's Never Lupus.

Damn the buyer of those must be pissed after he had 200 million bucks in sight...

@gonchub: obviosly this isn't just washing the car. It's about love and caring and investing.

@DNiedAcess: I didn't even see the birds at first. I thought it was a building exploding...

@Cromwell: You think?