@Kaiser-Machead: Of course not... I just made that up. But how do you know he wasn't that far away? I mean, after all it's you pointing out he was a little of target.

@eddyrayb: you try better from two miles out :)

@MyCityScreams: Well, it's pretty sad you can't actually tell it to their faces. I mean, not YOU can't, but one in general. Although there are a lot of cruel looking babies around. My girlfriends niece for example, but telling her that would imply an immediate hit in the groins...

@Skir Mernet With Some Vuvuzela Joke In His Nick: My hero. I shall call you rainman....

@monkey314159: YES. Only concern, as everybody has stated out: It should actually leave the guy devastated and in such great pain heßs unable to react violently. Electrical shocks every five seconds maybe?? And the girl has the remote...

@Roger DeAngelis: too idealistic. sorry, I'd like to share your view but that's just not gonna happen.

@ThePriceofEggsinMalta: Fucking chinese invented time travelling. I KNEW IT...

@twilight-arc: and because it's the chinese government.

wtf?

@gizmongrel: I'd like to see that comment promoted. Struck me as well.

@Pook365: always nice to see the suckiest league wanting to set standards. Pulease... USA and Soccer?? Stick to your traditional sports and leave Soccer to the old world... seems like you don't like it anyway.

@timestep: Every year? Every two years is top of the pops. Or did I miss the "American Championship" in between World and European?

@potohead120: True. They've got American Football and Baseball but should leave Soccer to the Europeans. Heck, I don't even wanna know how much they laugh at European Football Teams....

@MyCityScreams: Jup. Totally agree with you... just keep it old fashioned and the game keeps it's thrill. Nothing better than a lumpy old soccer ball for a good game...

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: Sure, but let's not forget the beauty of a triple-hattrick =)

@Jestermeister: what a nice thought-to-the-end-comment. Let me know when you cease to exist please.

As a swiss cheese, I have to say: Dear Jesus, please stop making bad calls. I mean, sure, we got lucky against you. But hey: Better to score lucky than to not score at all, right? And if you don't score at all, all you could've gotten out of that was a tie.

@hameed67: thanks for that :) If you hadn't ...

Fuck FIFA

Falling slowly is still NOT flying.