Cool story bro.

I am having trouble typing because I am laughing so hard.

as long as you don't eat them regardless of lead content, your fine.

This is actually false. In reality, these stones are achieved by inserting a lump of coal in my ass. Two weeks later, I shit it out and it forms these smooth, unique formations.

The worst fire engine is the one thats also on fire, thats not helpful at all. In fact, its entirely counterproductive

An airplane