Really? Next you’ll be telling me that you don’t want your cheese or jelly crispier.  Where will it end? 

Next up, scientists find out how to make wetter bread. 

I would assume anything chocolate related that snapped or crackled involved either a Hershey’s Krackle or Nestle Crunch.  Which also has nothing to do with the actual chocolate.

Chocolate is a great example of this, as its snap and crackle ... is a big part of its appeal.

I have never once thought “man, I wish this chocolate was crispier”

Actual headline for a conservative newspaper column in the UK:

He is who he is: a snitch, a sexual predator, and a god-awful driver.

Absolutely everything.

It’s largely because these guys grew up listening to their dads and grandads joke about being bullying assholes and pulling stunts like this, and how the sheriff would give it a wink and a nod and do nothing, and it would just be a funny story to tell later.

They are Republicans.... or whatever hate-filled, racist, fearmongering, liars the party has transformed into the last 6 years.

Maybe that’s just his pick-up line.

This very morning, cycling along minding my own business in the bike lane. Stop at a red light. Guy pulls up at the light and shouts “fag”. Nobody else in the car to “impress” - just a weird hatred of people getting some exercise.

Funny how the most generically “alpha” peacockers are the biggest whining crybabies.

1: Do asshole thing and show it for all to see.

Mazepin talks as he races: There's a ton of spin and then in the end he misses the point.

I had an iguana for 21 years (Bask in Peace, scale bro).

It’s always mind boggling to me that prime real estate like that or san quentin are utilized by the damn prison system.

ETOPS: Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim. ;)

They got a good turbine-whine sound going there, I assume they’re using straight-cut gears between the motor and the front sprocket.

“reasonably priced Apple” is an oxymoron