As others have pointed out, your swimsuit is not protection from any fluids in the water. To say nothing of the fact that THEY WERE IN THE OCEAN. A few hundred skinny dippers ain't nothin when you're swimming amid whale semen and urine.

you sure picked up on that, didn't you?

Good Gravy, who are your headline writers and how much do you pay them? No one suggested he crashed the ship to impress his mistress. The article says he may have crashed while trying to impress. Slightly different. Gawker hasn't yet gone down the same hole Slate has with its redesign and terrible, terrible, click…

Good job, Dodai, finding today's thing to complain about. I was getting worried it might just be a happy day around here.

$12 million dollars... how much more is that than the lowest ranked pro tennis player on the circuit (who, I'm guessing, makes almost nothing)? Why does Serena have a right to THAT MUCH money - shouldn't she be taxed at 75% so that the lesser players can earn a living wage?

Why would you laugh at the term "personal brand?" It's a real thing. You might find the term to be overly business-jargonesque. But at the end of the day, you have a certain image you project about yourself in the workplace. And everyone you know at work has their own perception of you, your potential, you strengths,…

Why would you laugh at the term "personal brand?" It's a real thing. You might find the term to be overly business-jargonesque. But at the end of the day, you have a certain image you project about yourself in the workplace. And everyone you know at work has their own perception of you, your potential, you strengths,…

If YA books are the only books you read, you SHOULD be ashamed of that. It's one thing to enjoy going back and rereading books you read as a teenager - there is a rewarding nostalgia that goes along with that. However, in general, YA books are simply constructed, easy reads, designed to appeal to *young adults.* If…

Nope. Do the math. A table of four can easily spend $500 for dinner at a high-end restaurant. An 18% tip on that is $90. Work 4 of those a night, 5 nights a week, for 50 weeks and that's 90k in tips - not counting hourly wages and benefits. And no, you won't get those tips every night, but often you'll also work group…

So what do you want? If someone can't fine a job that relies (primarily) on mental activity, and can't handle a job that relies on physical activity, what is your answer?

We can (need) to call a constitutional convention.

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If you don't have the education (or opportunities) for other work, you can always work really hard at being a great waitress (or waiter) and work your way up from Denny's to fine dining restaurants. Servers at high end restaurants can make 6 figures. And let's face it, the service industry is one of the few that can't…

This IS satire, right?

Ah. I thought that was Barry's editorializing. So then it's not a "LOL, fumble!" It's a "tee hee, swearing on TV!"

I don't get it. This is a fairly typical football goof up. I guess it's about quantity over quality, eh?

Fucking Florida... oh, wait? Shit happens in places OTHER than Florida? But what about my Bugs Bunny .gif???

What does WBC have, like 50 people total? They get their only power through exposure. So why give them ANY?

You mean there's actually an off-season in the Premiership? I swear to God I thought it just kept going and going and going... kind of like a soccer game, come to think of it.

You said it much more eloquently than I did.