For those of you that haven’t seen the masterpiece that is Speed (1994), this should sum it up.

[pauses] This goes to 110...

“Fuck Vontaze Burfict” is kind of a default response to any question.

“We need to do something about the Israeli-Palestine conflict.”
“I agree, and fuck Vontaze Burfict.”
“Totally.”

As an engineer myself, i applaud the way this man yelled at the stop light.

No, the one that recognizes there are problems with the system and tries to help others regardless.

Quite literally, in this case.

Glad he’s OK. That looks like a lot of flames. Had me thinking of Bowyer’s wild ride from 2007.

If anyone loves rain, it’s Garbage.

Reminds me of this.

There are so many levels of irony here that I officially don’t understand any of it. Someone do a translation for a befuddled non-American?

It taught me lots of stuff, like not eating everything that smells good, because sometimes it’s a candle.

this is what happens when someone is so desperate to stay in the spotlight they try to brand themselves as a feminist and activist.

A number of the oval tracks on NASCAR’s schedule have infield road courses. How ‘bout every single one of them that have two races run their ROVAL at one of those two?

When it comes to NASCAR and road courses, you really don’t need passing areas. You need bumping-off-the-track areas. Every area is a bumping-off-the-track area.

So nothing has changed since 7 years ago :-)

Look at this.... I bet scott is gonna fix all the problems with black socks and bright polos.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.