Dude’s a BILLIONAIRE. Let him pay his help.

Ferrari can fucking pay me. Also, IDGAF about Ferraris. I’ll at least take a call from Daihatsu.

One thing I’m not totally clear on... is there fighting in the bleachers?

Look, he needs to brag about how much of a super important doctor he is so....

gol darn it a cheesesteak on garlic bread sounds so good! I’m drooling.

All of this is accurate. It’s possible to have empathy for Serena’s path here, root for her to get 25, and be awed by her ability to remain at the top of a sport for going on two decades here as well as admitting she was getting housed and melted down. It’s just not a thing most fans are capable of doing, especially…

I really like Serena. I wanted her to cap off her comeback from giving birth by winning this. But I just don’t get why it’s so impossible for any Deadspin writer to say this:

If your graduation rate is 27% and you’re getting mad about a sign pointing it out.....well just be thankful you can read the sign and move on with your day.

Why should Kavanaugh participate in Guttenberg’s minor piece of political theater?   

Whoa.  I vaguely remembered something about Black and Tans from my trip to Ireland, but completely forgot about how the drink was probably based on an offensive concept.  At least we can take comfort in the fact that there is so much good beer out there that there’s no chance that many of us ever have to worry about…

Wow. Of course I knew about “Irish Car Bomb,” but I never realized the offensive history of “Black & Tan”: https://vinepair.com/wine-blog/why-you-should-never-order-a-black-and-tan-in-ireland/

I guarantee you would fold like a sheet of origami paper in his situation. I suggest you pick and choose your criticisms because if this is the hill you choose to die on, it’s going to be a very bloody death. Your take is stupid and wrong.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Are people not allowed to be civil and even kind to whom they disagree with anymore?

He should be punished severely for that hairdo. 

Making anywhere close to 100 trades a month is probably a terrible idea but if it’s your hobby at least there’s another way to do it more cheaply.

...and face tattoos. 

Good take from Bob Costas:

I actually always thought the opposite. I would think that as HS progresses and kids are closer and closer to potentially working in the job market (or have college classes in morning) that it makes no sense for them to learn to sleep in.

Nobody wins? I disagree. JEEP GUY WON. I don't even like Jeeps, but this sold me.