That was fantastic.

They might...

“This is why a man who had a chance to become the 24th MLB player to ever reach this accomplishment”

Dude.....that’s Torii Hunter. He’s from Arkansas.

I didn’t see that final punch line the first time the article loaded for me. Sleath edit by Ley. And now the comments will be flooded by people anxious to shit on Boston fans instead of talking about an athlete actually publicly disagreeing with Trump, instead of Deadspin rightly shitting on the ones who support him.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

to the folks on here hating because the cyclist never “worked” a day in his life: your emotional reaction to this story has everything to do with your own internal state and your own dissatisfaction with some part of yourself. deep down, i bet several of you are jealous that you chose not to lead this kind of…

Zero percent surprised at any of this. These are to women who:

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

Neverest

How sweet, HamNo brought his grandmother over from Gawker too!

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

One of the hardest hittin safeties in da leeeeeeeague.

I asked you to keep our conversations private. Enjoy growing your unibrow.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

No. Nobody else thinks that.

He’s still getting a D-1 scholarship moron, just not at Michigan.

Just thinking... maybe he should have called his family before doing this and told them to get out of town?